Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 05, 1995

Rule number two:Listen to Nate only when absolutely necessary

Rule #4: Run if encountered.

Rule #5: Learn karate lessons.

Rule 6: Find out how much restraining orders cost

Rule 7# Always have Egg salad with you

Rule 8# He will never get the hint so don’t even try.

Actually now that I think about it, rule 6 wasn’t really a rule, but more of a to-do, so

Rule 6: Stay in a 300feet distance from him

Rule Number 836: If near Nate, stay within 5 feet of a cat.

Rule #10: keep bedroom stocked up with rocks to discourage him from serenading me from under my window

Rule number 9: when you see Nate from a distance and he’s coming toward you play dead (-,-)

Rule #11: Always keep a ziploc bag with egg salad in your back pocket.

Rule 12 wash the blood off of your knife after school

Rule #13 Run away if necessary

Rule #14 keep a can of pepper spray in pocket in case Nate gets to close

Rule 15 have a bottle of his cheez doodle “perfume” on you

Rule 18: Don’t drop notes. Nate may encounter them and read.

Rule 19: Think BIG! (To avoid Nate at all costs.)

rule number 20: if shoulders are tense, run.

Rule 21: This chain has gone too long.

Rule 22: Deny everything.

rule 17: suck up to mrs godfrey when nate’s around

Rule 22: why is this still going

“BIG”

is it just me or is there a big “big” under the sixth panel

i think that she dropped the note on purpose

Rule 21: Always roll your eyes and sigh to let Nate know he’s unwelcome.

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rule 9: 6 ft apart

Lol XD

rule #19 have social distancing from nate and stay 6 ft apart.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

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Rule #34: Go ▇▇▇ yourself, Jenny

Rule 23: Always carry a spare bag of Cheez Doodles to distract Nate whenever nearby.