Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 05, 1996

Transcript:

A "Lives of the Artists" presentation: PETER PAUL RUBENS! Flemish Painter Extraordinaire! An art critic interviews Pete. critic: Mr. Rubens, I've heard some odd things about you. Peter: Like what? critic: They say you are utterly OBSESSED with painting nude, plump women! Peter: Nonsense! I am simply a hardworking artist! look around my studio! Do you see ANYTHING to support this crazy rumor? critic: You mean besides this tube of "flesh"? Peter: It's cheaper if you buy in bulk.