Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 27, 1997
July 26, 1997
July 28, 1997
Transcript:
Nate: Hi, guys! What's up? Teddy: We just did Mrs. Winslow's lawn. Nate: How much did she pay? Francis: The usual...fifteen bucks. Nate: Five bucks for each of us, eh? Teddy: WHAT? Francis: "Us"? This money's OURS, Nate! YOU were sitting in SUMMER SCHOOL while "N.F.T Yardcare was WORKING! Nate: Hey, the "N" in "N.F.T. Yardcare" stands for NATE, in case you forgot! Francis: So does that mean you should be paid for work you didn't do? Nate: Well, when people miss work because they're sick, they still get paid! Francis: That's DIF-ferent! Nate: No, it's NOT! We've always shared our profits EVENLY! I deserve my cut! GIVE ME MY CUT! Dad: How'd you get all these cuts? Nate: Lawn-mower accident.
singalotbob over 12 years ago
Well he did ask for a cut
SuperDavid over 11 years ago
They gave him more than 1 cut, more than Nate wanted LOL
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
That’s a bit harsh.
ChristmasBoneCatalog over 10 years ago
He got lots of cuts.
dangdudesworth over 7 years ago
That’s… http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/extreme?s=t
CanadianCHIEF over 7 years ago
Francis and Teddy are so mean!
Chad Cheetah over 7 years ago
Poor Nate! Beat up in the last two strips (This one and the last one)
ElliottRose almost 7 years ago
How are those two gonna split evenly?
PBS1! over 4 years ago
At least we know Nate can do division
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Mr. Staples: So you can do math!Nate: oops
373223 over 4 years ago
Nate doesn’t deserve the money.
373223 over 4 years ago
He can’t just get money for free
freaked out teddy over 3 years ago
yea he has to work
DaDiamondDude1 over 3 years ago
Different kind of “cut”.
Anibal over 3 years ago
i love this comic’s ironic humor
.uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹɐ no⅄ over 2 years ago
That company is screwed. Everyone will associate them with nfts.
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
I think it was supposed to be short for NIFTY yardcare.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 2 years ago
AND NOW, THE STORY OF HOW NATE GOT HIS CUTS:
Teddy: Hey, let’s run Nate over with our lawnmower.
Francis: Good idea!
They tape Nate to the sidewalk. He is stuck, so he can’t get out. Teddy and Francis prepare the lawnmower.
Nate: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Francis: hasta la vista, nate
Francis charges the lawnmower at Nate, running him over.
Nate: OGOS[OGISJLKGJROSIJGSOGJOIJRS;LKJDG;LJRSIN.FT.JGMOLSRMN
doctorwho29 almost 2 years ago
Nate really can be selfish
TheOneWithAPlanZ 9 months ago
oh no… nft…
Arcery 5 months ago
That turned violent very quickly