Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 18, 2000

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UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL with your host Chip Chipson! CHIP: Hello, again, friends! My guest today! Consumer reporter Celine Paychek! CELINE: Hi, Chip! CHIP: Celine, at this time of year, kids everywhere are wondering: What can I get Dad for Father's Day?? CELINE: I can help, Chip! I've got plenty of ideas for the dad who has everything! For example: The Nostril Pilot, a handy little nose-hair trimmer! Or how about the Pants-Horn, to help dad into those slacks that have gotten **chuckle!** a bit snug! Here's a handy little item! An edible couch! No more pesky trips to the fridge during that big game! And it comes in chocolate, beef and monterey jack! CHIP: But Celine...what is a kid spent all his money on candy and video games and can't afford one of these gifts? CELINE: No problem at all, Chip! Just dust off the ol' "it's the thought that counts" excuse! Give Dad something homemade, like a lame drawing you were planning to throw away anyway! He'll love it! DAD: I love it! NATE: **PHEW!**