Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 28, 2001

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UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! With your host: BIFF BIFFWELL! BIFF: Greetings, once again, friends! Today's guest is Halloween pumpkin Jack O'Lantern! What's up, Jack? JACK: You da man, Biff! BIFF: I must say, Jack, you're looking quite fierce today! JACK: Well, I'm one of the lucky ones! After all, we pumpkins can't carve ourselves! Someone GAVE me this face! And happily enough I ended up with a "classic" Halloween expression! Others aren't so fortunate! BIFF: Really? JACK: Absolutely! And once you've been carved, you're stuck with whatever face you get! We call those unlucky gourds "Jerk-O-Lanters!" Oop! Here comes one now! BIFF: The poor sap. JACK: Try not to stare. JERK: Hi, fellers!