Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 07, 2002
October 06, 2002
October 08, 2002
Transcript:
FRANCIS: We have to write a haiku for English class! TEDDY: What's a haiku? NATE: Japanese poetry! FRANCIS: It's supposed to have seventeen syllables! NATE: Allow me to demonstrate, Teddy! "You have Cheez Doodles. Orange, Delicious, Crunchy. Give me one right now." FRANCIS: (thought) This may be the first time a haiku has been used to mooch junk food. TEDDYL You didn't say "please." NATE: That'd be too many syllables.
hakuop almost 13 years ago
haikus are funbut don’t always make senserefrigerator
ChaosGamer over 12 years ago
roses are red,violets are blue,I hate rhyming,zebra.
COMIC-ER over 12 years ago
A good haiku shouldbe random. Not really though.IT’S ME MARIO DUDE
TwihardBallerina over 12 years ago
SPRINGfirst flower opensinto the world of pale dawnshading its new leaves
RHETT WUZ HERE over 12 years ago
he should’ve used “please” instead of “right”
TwihardBallerina over 12 years ago
You have cheez doodlesorange, delicious, crunchyplease give me one now
kimby the koala over 12 years ago
this was in big nate 1
ReneeZimbodgi about 12 years ago
Animals hibernate.The trees and grass hibernate.Why can’t I sleep in?
bignatesbiggestfan12 about 12 years ago
Why oh whymust i get upwhy oh why
Mike789 about 9 years ago
This is a haiku.Not a very good haiku.I hate poetry.
elephantrider5390 almost 9 years ago
SchoolUgh, it’s here again,My worst nightmare’s coming near,Can’t wait till the end.
...dfd over 8 years ago
Violets aren’t blueMy icon ’sbeen same for yearsI hate rhyming bad
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
What is a haiku? || I’m a very bad poet. || Haikus are so hard.
Sokka the Great about 4 years ago
They call me sokka That is, in the water tribe I am not an oaf.
Anibal over 3 years ago
he could change the last line to “give me one now please”
Owen V. 11 months ago
Cheez Doodles taste bad.They’re a Cheetos ripoff, too.Why does Nate like them?
Now THAT’S poetry!