Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 15, 2003

Transcript:

"He's Dan Cupid, love consultant!" "Dan cupid tries to help dad..." "To find you a romantic partner, I'll feed your profile into my 'love computer'!" "...and voila! It actually found two women desperate enough to date you!" "Here's the first one: A 63 year old mail-order bride from Siberia!" "Um...Can I see the other one?" "Say! She's cute!" "And, she's eligible for parole in only six years!"