Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 14, 2007
October 13, 2007
October 15, 2007
Transcript:
"You can call me 'Coach.' Or you can call me 'John.' Or you can call me 'Coach John.'" "how come you get to be nickname czar?" "Hm?" "I'm challenging you, Nate! I can come up with better nickanames than you can!" "We'll have a contest!" "Each of you has to come up with a nickname on the spot for the first teacher who walks by!" "Teddy and I will judge!" "And remember! A good nickname works on many levels!" "Guys! Coach John!" "Umm... let's see here..." "'Fast Break.'" "'Fast break' is a basketball term, which is obviously appropriate for Coach John. ...But the word 'fast' is ironic, because Coach John is so slow. Also, 'fast break' is a play on words. When you break a fast, you eat. Clearly, Coach John has broken a few fasts in his day." "I know when I'm beaten." "Long live the czar!"
all_da_ladies_luv_leo! over 11 years ago
How do you pronounce that; Czar?
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
hahaha! good ones!!
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
Jabba the hut
Rocky07 over 4 years ago
Coach john has grey hair??
《Lily》 Premium Member over 3 years ago
He got beaten last Sunday too!
Passionfruit about 3 years ago
The kid from last week decided to try and beat Nate as being the school nicknamer, unfortunately it has only ended in failure
NotGreenParrot over 2 years ago
sunday arc
ArcticTails over 2 years ago
dang, nice tan coach john
Insane Nate (Just an empty account) over 1 year ago
I also have a nickname: athlete’s foot. coach jhon is a gym teacher, so Athlete’s foot, and just like coach jhon, athletes foot is a total pain.
BigNateFanForever1 about 1 year ago
Perhaps the best nickname Nate ever gave