Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 29, 2010

Transcript:

Teddy says, "Artur's getting back tomorrow!" Nate says, "Yes, and what's the big deal?" Nate says, "All he did was go to Turkey for six months! Everybody's acting like he's a hero or something!" Nate says, "Maybe I'll go to Turkey! Then everybody will throw a parade for me!" Teddy says, "Except in your case, we'll have the parade when you leave!" Francis says, "Rimshot!"