Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 25, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1: "I've started business selling horoscopes!" I write 'em myself!" "For a DOLLAR?" Panel 2: "Why would anybody pay YOU for a horoscope?" "Because unlike NEWSPAPER horoscopes, MINE are PERSONALIZED! here!" Panel 3: "Today for lunch, you will have a tuna sandwich, blueberry yogurt, celery and a peanut butter cookie." Panel 4: "That's what I've had for lunch every day since second grade." "Exactly! Does a NEWSPAPER have that kind of knowledge? One dollar, please."
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
Will Frances pay the dollar? Will he denounce Nate for a fraud? Will Nate get a detention for setting up a business in the school? Stay tuned for tomorrow’s exciting episode.
SuperDavid about 11 years ago
Why would anyone pay for something you already knew?
Flashbutter about 11 years ago
Wow. Nate’s really good at ripping people off.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
Remember that “Sherlock Holmes” cap he sported for a week during the infamous “shred of a once-complete note” caper? Snark! SNARK!! His next step now is to sport a conical “Merlin the Magician” cap, festooned with the stars and planets!! Woof! WOOF!!
Strod about 11 years ago
Pope Francis has a particularly monotonous diet. How disappointing.
litepixie1189 about 11 years ago
why would Francis pay nate hes just rip him off
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Just pay him Francis.
Heckleator about 11 years ago
Tuna is gross
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 11 years ago
That’s way too much tuna for a growing boy. His mercury level must be off the charts!
bignatesgirl about 11 years ago
What is up with your illegible comments? You went like this yesterday, too.
ChocolateLover30 about 11 years ago
Can you please stop spamming? It gets really annoying when you’re reading the comments and some idiot is writing illegible comments for no reason.
Mr Buddy about 11 years ago
jnsi
goldenkoopa5001 about 11 years ago
Has anyone noticed what I noticed…..?
goldenkoopa5001 about 11 years ago
THis strip was used before. it has theEXACT SAME WORDS as the one already used.
One Navy Seal about 5 years ago
Francis: it’s like eating the same food over and over again!Also Francis:
Mr. Stark over 4 years ago
In a way, Nate’s logic actually makes sense!