Panel 1: "I need to buy a Christmas gift for my dad." "What kind of gift?" Panel 4: "One that costs four dollars and thirty-one cents." "I hate this job."
You don’t have Derek Jeter, mister. His fragrances are all Avon. Unless you’re one of those Avon mall kiosks, and then you wouldn’t have the other guys.
When I was Nate’s age, $4.31 meant Dad was getting Hai Karate.
In choosing Newt Gingrich and Howie Mandel as the names for the punchline, I wasn’t making any kind of political statement. I chose names of people who, in my opinion, are clearly past their prime. That’s why the scents manufactured in their names are so affordable. I could have just as easily chosen Al Gore and Andrew Dice Clay. Sometimes you use a name just because it SOUNDS funny. Newt Gingrich is a comical-sounding name. Anyway, merry Christmas, everyone!
sonytv about 11 years ago
Lol Howie have you come to this?!?
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
Nate made the right choice. I like Howie.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 11 years ago
Newt smells like failure, and crusty poop.
Knightman Premium Member about 11 years ago
WHAT!…… Merry Christmas!
Arsenal rock about 11 years ago
Howie
Lyons Group, Inc. about 11 years ago
Just The Opposite-
Nate: “What can I get for $200?”
Sales Clerk: “Donald Trump or Bill Gates”
Nate: “I’ll take two gallons of Bill Gates!”
Mr Buddy about 11 years ago
Wait, why is this storyline still here on christmas eve? Mr Lincoln are you doing a monopoly strip?
Alex Ryder about 11 years ago
Better than gingerich
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
My thinking is that if a dad hesitates to get his son a dog, he deserves a Newt Gingrich.
Hobbes1000 about 11 years ago
Very Funny! A great strip today!
bignatesgirl about 11 years ago
Funny… I don’t know any of these people!
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
Oh I know these people and lololololol!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
This isn’t going to work Nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
Ah! Nate & the salesclerk are on the same page!! Gallon, inDEED!!
Bucinka about 11 years ago
You don’t have Derek Jeter, mister. His fragrances are all Avon. Unless you’re one of those Avon mall kiosks, and then you wouldn’t have the other guys.
When I was Nate’s age, $4.31 meant Dad was getting Hai Karate.
kamb8 about 11 years ago
Monopoly is a NEW YEARS’ tradition.
bignate creator about 11 years ago
In choosing Newt Gingrich and Howie Mandel as the names for the punchline, I wasn’t making any kind of political statement. I chose names of people who, in my opinion, are clearly past their prime. That’s why the scents manufactured in their names are so affordable. I could have just as easily chosen Al Gore and Andrew Dice Clay. Sometimes you use a name just because it SOUNDS funny. Newt Gingrich is a comical-sounding name. Anyway, merry Christmas, everyone!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
Thanks for your inclusion of Andrew, uhh, Clay in your comment. Merry Christmas!!
bignate creator about 11 years ago
A good point! Thanks.
byamrcn about 11 years ago
I think you need an environmental impact statement to buy either of those.
Bob. about 11 years ago
Looks as if the posters think it does
To0tsie over 7 years ago
The guy looks like what I imagine Chad will look like when he grows up.
Comic master about 7 years ago
Why not Russell Westbrook
DankDreams about 3 years ago
There is a perfume for the speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives?
stairclimber33 6 months ago
HALF A GALLON??? WHAT DA HAIL!! \ (〇_ｏ) /