Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Before I start my report Mrs. Godfrey, I'd like to remind you of Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. At the ceremony that day, some guy named Edward Everett gave a speech that lasted two hours. Then Lincoln spoke for two minutes. Nobody remembers what the first dude said, while Lincoln's very short speech has become a total classic. Spoken like a kid whose 8-minute report is about 5 minutes short. So, to sum up: Length isn't everything. Just sayin'.
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Length may not be everything, but quality is important, and I doubt your speech will have much of either.
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
Nate is soooooooo gonna get a D- Poor Nate!! :P
rorena623 over 10 years ago
Poor alfalfa….poor, poor alfalfa……
N over 10 years ago
Nice example ;) hahah
surfpirate over 10 years ago
Edward Everett? Nate should get an A+ for his knowledge of that fact alone.
QuietStorm27 over 10 years ago
If Nate spent half as much time on his assignments as on his excuses, he’d be an excellent student. But since he’s Nate, I agree with Surf Pirate.
topbunk over 10 years ago
I hope Nate isn’t planning on being a lawyer.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Whatever you say Nate.
Neon Boy Of Wonder over 10 years ago
Ditto
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
….and zippety-do-dah, by cracky, I surely will!! Like: and the G Lady is “just sayin’”: eight minutes are EIGHT minutes, Bruce Catton!!
Daveski24 over 10 years ago
I don’t remember doing ANYTHING like that when I went to school. You rock Nate
madjer21755 over 10 years ago
I just looked at his speech. today some one might have taken him out. I wonder how long it took to write that.
Bignatefan2002 over 10 years ago
My teacher always says : it isn’t about the quantity, it’s the quality.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
And of course if you fail, it’ll all be Mrs Godfrey’s fault, right Nate?
Neon Boy Of Wonder over 10 years ago
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DM9001 almost 6 years ago
What if Nate just talks really slowly?
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
Nice try Nate
We don’t do that here almost 5 years ago
He he
that’s what he said
MatthewMukkala about 4 years ago
actually, how are you suppose to make a report 8 minutes long? would pages be a better way to measure it?
LOAFY almost 4 years ago
AP teachers everywhere are nodding in approval.