Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 13, 2014

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Don’t need to memorize them when you have www.ptable.com

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    SuperDavid  over 10 years ago

    Try singing the Tom Lehrer version of it

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    Comisftw  over 10 years ago

    but surely to win you would need to list them all and nobody could do…Oh wait, it’s Francis.

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    peanuts511  over 10 years ago

    and yesterday’s poll was a…………………….TIE!!!

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    T.A.S.K Master  over 10 years ago

    There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium And gold, protactinium and indium and galliumAnd iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

    There’s yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium, And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

    There’s holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium.

    Good enough for ya?

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    Killionaire  over 10 years ago

    Ha the first panel is perfect

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    -Understandable-  over 10 years ago

    I know the ASAPscience version. Go to this link on youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDDiWtFtEM

    There’s Hydrogen and HeliumThen Lithium, BerylliumBoron, Carbon everywhereNitrogen all through the air

    With Oxygen so you can breatheAnd Fluorine for your pretty teethNeon to light up the signsSodium for salty times

    Magnesium, Aluminium, SiliconPhosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and ArgonPotassium, and Calcium so you’ll grow strongScandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese

    CHORUSThis is the Periodic TableNoble gas is stableHalogens and Alkali react agressivelyEach period will see new outer shellsWhile electrons are added moving to the right

    Iron is the 26thThen Cobalt, Nickel coins you getCopper, Zinc and GalliumGermanium and Arsenic

    Selenium and Bromine filmWhile Krypton helps light up your roomRubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium

    Niobium, Molybdenum, TechnetiumRuthenium, Rhodium, PalladiumSilver-ware then Cadmium and IndiumTin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and…

    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splitsWhere Lanthanides have just begunLanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium

    Neodymium’s next tooPromethium, then 62’sSamarium, Europium, Gadolinium and TerbiumDysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, ThuliumYtterbium, Lutetium

    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we’re on toRhenium, Osmium and IridiumPlatinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow oldMercury to tell you when it’s really cold

    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummyPolonium, Astatine would not be yummyRadon, Francium will last a little timeRadium then Actinides at 89

    REPEAT CHORUS

    Actinium, Thorium, ProtactiniumUranium, Neptunium, PlutoniumAmericium, Curium, BerkeliumCalifornium, Einsteinium, FermiumMendelevium, Nobelium, LawrenciumRutherfordium, Dubnium, SeaborgiumBohrium, Hassium then MeitneriumDarmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium

    Ununtrium, FleroviumUnunpentium, LivermoriumUnunseptium, UnunoctiumAnd then we’re done!

    Man that took 2 months for me to memorize

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    bignatesgirl  over 10 years ago

    LOL Nate should have been more specific.

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    Mukesh7  over 10 years ago

    Snnnapp!

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    pugsandpickles  over 10 years ago

    i would totally do that with my friends

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’m out!

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Nate, when it’s anything you have to be ATTENTIVE in school to learn (and notice that Francis is reading a book….bet HE does the summer reading list every year!!), Francis’ll burn ya everytime!!

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    ILikeNate  over 10 years ago

    Nate is not smart at all compared to Francis. One time Gina got an 94 on a test and Nate got an 96. Gina also got detention.

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    folklegendredux  over 10 years ago

    Someone needs to pants that nerd

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    ILikeNate  over 10 years ago

    @superDavid You must be right

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    ILikeNate  over 10 years ago

    @superDavid You must be right

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    ILikeNate  over 10 years ago

    Hi

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    ILikeNate  over 10 years ago

    Yah

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    n8cwhite  about 8 years ago

    I’ve memorized Hydrogen to Arsenic.

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    Dyceiretak  about 7 years ago

    I’ve memorized Hydrogen to Krypton.

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    Cade  about 1 year ago

    theerreee’s hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium boron carbon everywhere and nitrogen all through the air with oxygen so you can breathe and fluorine for your pretty teeth neon to light up the signs sodium for salty times

    MAGNESIUM

    aluminium silicon

    PHOSPHORUS

    then sulfur chlorine and argon

    POTASSIUM

    and calcium so you’ll grow strong

    SCANDIUM

    titanium vanadium and chromium and manganeeesee

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    Visca barca  about 2 months ago

    Mario gotze scored this day to win the world cup

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