Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 11, 2016

I knew it! Coach John would probably make a student run laps for doing art in a certain way.

Someone called this a few strips ago. lol

Easy guess though – since it is never that easy with Nate. :)

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Definitely an art major who’ll make them paint flowers and fruit.

Of course, out of all people.

From the look of his smock, he’s gonna show ya how to really get yer hands AND feet into it!!!

Back in the day, I was a graphic artist for a “major” newspaper. One of our many art directors was a sports editor. I can relate.

Oh. No.“You did not paint your flower with perfect symmetry.Run 50 Laps Now! Hup! Hup!”

I was actually expecting School Picture Guy.

Oh yeah! Coach John!

You can’t go wrong with Coach John!!!

Don’t prejudge, kid…you didn’t want flowers and fruit, well, not much chance of that.

HMMMMM. I think they’ve done this with another teacher before. . .

And, someone else, just like that, is fixing to be NOT okay! Someone DID call this… :P

I never really thought of Coach Jon as an artist.

Coach John can do anything I guess huh?

Called it.

(Sigh!) Some districts get REALLY desperate for subs — anyone with a teaching certificate!

This is what will happen :O

Coach John: “Today, kids, we will be drawing sport players.”

Draws stick-figure kicking a soccer ball

“Now everybody draw what I just drew..”

Everybody draws stick figure kicking a soccer ball

Coach John: “YOU DON’T DRAW STICK FIGURES IN ART!!! DROP DOWN AND GIMME TWENTY!”

nate doesn’t look 25 . . . .

Oh no…Coach John…

Shut the @#$%&*! up Audi

HA

Do they use Coach John as a sub for everything?

Or worse

I was CLOSE with Mrs Godfrey. But I was right about the sub being as bad as Eggman

Is that even an actual smock?

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