Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 07, 2021

Good thing Gram said that and not Nate

it is LOOOOOOOOOOOL

He hits the ball into the trees everytime lol

oof lol

A-Rod is pathetic. I’m a true baseball legend

what he’s doing wrong is that hes playing a sport.hes supposed to go back home and eat his donuts and chips

Feedback

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2007/07/15

oof

If it was nate who said that, his dad would have thought of someway to punish him. Big difference with his grandma. Must be a perk of being a parent

He finally knows that he is bad at golf XD

Nice feedback gram, veryhelpfull XD

’I’m playing horrible today!’ you play terribly every dang time you play golf marty

Big Nate comics by far seem to have the most comments and likes, yet GoComics doesn’t list it as trending at number 1 in any category? What’s up with that? Even some political comics don’t have over 500 comments.

The fact that Marty is doing more horribly at golf than me at school is surprising. Section and stuff: Seems pretty chill today, just some rants about top commenters and anti-spam groups.

very few comments for a bn strip

I hit the ball into the trees surrounding the green. I bounced back out onto the green!! I had witnesses! The weird part is I heard it bounce more than once.

I don’t think that’s really helpful unless he’s actually trying to hit the balls into the trees.

Very helpful.

Amazing answer!

Yes, very helpful.

Oh, oh, shots fired!!!

You play terrible every day, Marty.

I liked ever comment and reply that was posted before this comment!

Like grandmother, like son!

Ssssssnap!

jkl;/

HI! hope everyone is having a great day!

Ouch

Marty got Rekt

That’s not helping, Grams

Gram is big brain. Happy friday!

Poll: WHAT ARE YOUR BEST PICKUP LINES >:)

Fanmade story: PART 1

Marty goes up to Gram and says that she should hit a shot. Gram makes a hole in one and Marty gets super jealous that he starts going insane and shows his inner form… TRUDY!

Nate: Man, why do you keep following me? That was totally normal! Just let that go.

Trudy: NO! I need to get my revenge… no matter how many times I fail in the stories.

Trudy pulls out a bazooka and is ready to blow up Nate. 3…..2….1…. BOOM! But Gram blocks the bazooka and turns into the Minecraft ender dragon! ’

Gram: You’re gonna have to get past me first!

Trudy: Aight, Bet!

Gram summons all of the enderman from all of the Minecraft server’s. They’re getting ready to fight but Trudy summons 2 komodo dragons. The battle of the Century Begins….

The the two komodo dragons looked at all of the enderman and the enderman got really mad. The enderman literally eliminated the komodo dragons in 2 hits, while Trudy has no help. The enderdragon then gobbles her up.

Gram: mmm, yummy :-)

Nate: Yay! you did it. :PPP

Gram: Oh, it was nothing she was pretty easy!

Gram then turns back into her human self.

THE END

she is GOOD hehe

LOL

yoo my bday, get to drink red bull with my buddies

Say, Marty, maybe you should bring Gram along with you on your golf trips all the time! She might figure out… a few of your flaws!

If we want to stop the spammers, we need to: Step 1: stop talking about it. They just want a reaction. Step 2: don’t talk about mods not caring. That means that they will think that they do anything without consequences. Step 3: Pretend that we can’t see their spam comments, that will make them think that people stop caring

Hey guys. How ya’ doin? Second day of reading big Nate. Right now I’m reading the ones from 1994. Also, dang Nate, now I know where you got your feedback from. Have a Fabulous Friday.

Well, they always say “Honesty is the best policy.”

She just calls them as she sees them…..

Gram tells it like it is.

hi fuw! i’m here now!

Happy Birthday MrBeast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

may the force be with you

Part three if I met big nate /_\Franics: these are , Chad , Dee Dee , teddy , Nate and me

Me: does that weird hand thing cool

Teddy : wait what are you doing with your hands?

Me: ¿. . . Drawing . . .?

Nate: I don’t get it, how are you drawing without a pencil or paper?

Me: it’s part of my condition so it’s normal does that weird hand thing again

Dee Dee : CON*DITION*?!? NOOOOOOO fake falls the girl is infected! Alright Help me up I don’t got time with this anyways what sorta conditions do you have??

if you have these conditions that I have irl congratulations your like me xD

Me: my first condition the Drawing with hand thing, my second condition is Forgetting stuff, and that’s all.

Francis: Wow you can forget stuff?!

Me: doing the hand thing again and again . . . What? Did you say something?

Francis I’ll take that as a yes.

Chad: WoWza she can forget stuff easily

Nate: Riiiiiighhht come On class is gonna start soon-

RIIIINNNNGGGG

Nate: COME ON GUYs we only have five minutes!

Me: I have science

Nate: Teddy, Emily follow me we gotta hurry! COM ON NOW!

Dee Dee: All right see you after school!

Nate: ya ya ya COME ON,! We will be late and get detention after school!

2 minutes later we made it

me walking in

Nate: Wait what are you doing?

Me: walking in early?

Teddy: yea come on nate you don’t want the thing that happened that you tried to get in class in time and Mrs Godfrey shut the door now come ON

Nate: nah I’m doing it again

RIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG

Nate : He-LLO

Mr gavlin: hello everyone. Hello new student say your name.

Me: Hello? .^.

Mr gavlin : today we will do a experiment

To be continued part 4 today or tomorrow see you!

My bday is tommorow

The Powers Inside UsCh.7 The VoicesSuddenly everything disappeared and I was in a pitch black room. I heard Nate calling my name. He said it over and over and over again. I shot up. I was in my bed. Nate was right next to me and he said Gabe is dead. I know I said. He died from Flunky. Nononononononono Nate said he drowned in the ocean. I picked up a book right next to me. It said The Powers Inside Us. It said by James Hudson. A completely fictional story. PS when you open this book everything inside it shall become true. I opened it and it was what i guess i just dreamed but… We were experiencing it. Oh god I said trapped in my own book. Ms Godzilla was oofed but Nate said where are we. Don’t worry follow my lead and we shall escape with our powers in the real world I said.Part 8 coming when i have an idea for it

Let’s START THE FUNERAL FOR @Francis B. Pope

HELLO WELCOME TO PART 2

froggietothemax: WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT Y A Y

Myystic: I BEAT FRANCIS >:)

MiaCortesEstrada: WHOOOOOO

Myystic: NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT :0 IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

MiaCortesEstrada: SPOOKY MONTH >:)

Nabila Sagota: WHAT IS GONNA BE OUR COSTUMES :0

Me/Sandy: We should dress up as ourselves B)

Nabila Sagota: :0

MiaCortesEstrada: no I already have my costume UnU

Me/Sandy: I do too

Nabila Sagota: ima be an evolution of eevee (IDK WHAT UR PROFILE PICTURE IS I’M SORRY TTTTTvTTTTT)

Me/Sandy: I’m gonna be LolBit for Halloween UvU

MiaCortesEstrada: Ima be Toga.

Froggietothemax: IMA BE A BREAD FROG >:)

MiaCortesEstrada: omg :o

Me/Sandy: FIRST THOUGH LET US DO THE SPOOKY MONTH DANCE.

insert spooky dance

yo its ya boi

XD

We should not be commenting “Hail Hitler” and other things that have nothing to do with Big Nate. Get each other’s phone numbers and start a chatroom. Then you won’t have to clog up our comments and you can ban people like Percival Longshadow without having to wait on GoComics. Sound good?

My idea to stop the spammers: boycott the comment section. I’ve already done it, this is the last and only time I’m going to comment until everything settles.

my thoughts: gee. . .rude

raising my hand

Me: excuse me sir?

Mr gavlin: yes?

Me: I see you din’t let me finish when I said hello. .

Mr gavlin: or right anyway what was your name sorry for Interrupting

Me: Emily . . Anyways what?

Minutes later . .

Mr gavlin great now that you learned about what we were doing to do let’s start alright I’ll assign your groups

Nate With teddy

Emily with Chester

Gina with Annika

after explaining all the other groups *lazy✨✨*

Me: Hello!

Chester: .you already bug me

Me: eh heh.. heh nervous

Teddy: Emily is going to die

Nate: meh she’ll live unless he will snap her neck anyways let’s just start

Me: do you want to hel-

Chester: No

Me: okaaaaayyyyy I’ll do by myself the-

Chester : if you don’t do it correctly I’ll break your fingers apart hahah

Me: * panic panic panic panic panic*

Minutes later

Me : done. raises hand!

Mr gavlin : Wonderful!

Teddy: She finished already

Nate: doesn’t Gina usually finish though?

Teddy : yep but now it’s over

RIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG

Mr gavlin: alright class over see you next time.

Me: see your Chester Great working with you!

Chester: Shut up

Me: oop-

me fast walking away from Chester

bumps to someone

Unknown: HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING SHORT HAIR PINHEAD

Part five tomorrow see you!

well i kinda feel bad for marty. maybe he should practice more, like once a week? anyways this is off topic but i hate how the comments aren’t even about the strip anymore, just complete madness ;-;

Laughing Nate, whats your email? there have been so many comments its a pain to scroll through them all

this racist SOB is lagging gocomics

YESSSSS HE GOOOT BANNNNED

True.

PERCIVAL LONGSHADOW GOT BANNED! WHOOP YAYEE!!!!

yoo let’s go, Quincy’s comment is back on featured! :) :o

he is bannnnnnned

Shadow P. Long/Percival Longshadow might come back tomorrow with a whole new account. He did that today

Well bye guys! I’ll see you tomorrow. Have a good day everyone!

FRIDAY YAYYAYYAUAAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Hi everyone. I am leaving this comments section. Its been getting really mean and toxic

…….nervous because his Mom’s watching…..happens all the time….then again, he probably just plays doofishly all the time, no matter the equipment, the weather, or who’s watching…….

hi all! wow marty is bad at golf, how is your day going? what are you going to do on the weekend? i’m gonna play lots of roblox, for one! ^^

DJ HYPE SANS!!!!!!

Ban underage moon

How does Sailor Moon manage to get over 150 replies just by commenting, “hi”?

Ruby’s not in here.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bro

Granny hit the nail on the head.

Squid was spamming on the wiki. Luckily the crat came online and took care of it.

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Wrong answer

Gram is so short in panel 3!

This was my b-day!!!!

What I think: XD LOL. What Marty’s thinking:DX DX DX DX $#!* @%!$ @#$!%

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If that was Nate, he would have to go get the ball from the trees