Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 22, 2022

ummm thats kinda weird.

also what kind of sympton is “cant stop thinking about girls?”

in that case nate always had spring fever

6/10

you mean “girlsfever”

Isn’t he only 11? Geez, when I was 11 I… uh, liked that tall girl with the glasses. Hmm.

oh, Nate ! seriously ?

Oh, I thought the “Spring Fever” from yesterday was an actual season-related disease, like hay fever or something. This kind of fever can be cured only by… a dog with fishy breath: https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2001/04/22

Better get out the straitjackets if Mrs Godfrey starts looking good to Nate.

What happened? Is Nate drunk or something? Did he have a Cheez Doodle overdose? Turns out, yesterday, I confused Spring Fever for pollen season. Whoops.

6.42/10 I’m interested to see where this arc is going, but if it’s just Nate hitting on girls, I’m gonna be upset.

That second panel would be so strange out of context. Even in context it’s weird.

That spring fever really hit Nate hard.

Nate, this is low even for you

This is probably the weirdest arc I’ve ever witnessed with my own to eyes. Was it the one week of torture from Kim making him so… creepy?

Where’s Kim? Nate needs her “help” ASAP!!!!

… and not in jail for statutory rape.

A schoolboy in love with a cute twenty-something teacher would be something we’ve seen before, but this is just weird. He’ll be calling her a sliver fox next.

If Nate flirts with Mrs. Godfrey then I’m gonna throw up

Is he serious hitting on a teacher?!!!?! That is so wrong

Okay, didn’t see that coming. But Nate must really be sick if the last panel is anything to go by. 4/5.

Happily married? Is she a widow? :D

time for a spring fling. go on Nate, meet’ n greet with some girls, and see if you get a good match, except Kim tho

all the girls at my school are lesbian.

Poll: do you think nate is actually sick or faking?

wandering trader noise activate.

OK, he is not sick he is just an [insert word (or words) here]

That also means Nate can’t stop thinking about Gina

that deserves a good ol’ supahot fire OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Just finished making my discord bot

Hit his head on the metal detector when entering the building?

She doesn’t look that happy when she says it;

since when does nate LOVE the secrtery ( me don’t know how to spell)

well nate you have a point bro i mean i wouldn’t be hitting on the secretary but when i was 11 i liked alot of girls (not at once tho) and i went to a theme park and there was one girl there and i tryid to say something bro i was a bold 11 year old

Ok, I don’t rate that much, but this is a 3/10. The joke is that he’s going crazy. We get it, Nate is a crazy boy, we don’t need an entire arc explaining this to us.

I try to talk to girls and I keep thinkin’ of World War III

- M Watt

I do LIKE Mrs. Shipulski’s remark back to Nate … Kinda like …

" Nice Try, JUNIOR !! … Move along! " … :)

He’s in the 5th grade. Trust me – boys hate girls in the 5th grade, and visa versa.

Exactly how did Nate end up in the office again if Mr Galvin didn’t let him leave?

Also, doesn’t Nate never stop thinking ’bout girls?

Also, if anyone has info about the “Thomas Trial”, please let me know! :D

ok random opinion: GAMEZ by melaj, dark red by steve lacy and pink by navvvi>>> any other song

That is…… slightly creepy.

I may be an idiot, but I have this thought…

BonkyBoiSays + DO_WHAT_DA___SEZ ARMY/DO_WHAT_DA_ARMY_SEZ = DO_WHAT_DA_BONKYBOISEZ???

nate has spring fever… so hes horny for teacher. What?

I think SOTI is banned

Nate hitting on them mature women.

…..right behind Nate’s “Popeye Eye” (right side….) he’s probably picturing her in a bright white bikini with grass-green polka-dots……I sure am!! ROWF!! ROWF!!!

….so it was he, not Eric Burdon, who “dreamed he was in a Hollywood movie….that he was THE STAR of the Hollywood movie”………listen to the whole song (not the cut-down "pop single version:, kids…….you’ll understand……….Spill The Wine, from the WAR album "Eric Burdon Declares War, 1970……

hi guys! im new!

This arc seems to go nowhere yet. Maybe Nate gets a girlfriend idk.5/10

This arc took a drastic turn

I think he’s going too far. I mean, c’mon, he’s hitting on Mrs. Shipulski! This is going far.

If it’s “all of ’em”, does that also include Ellen and Ms. Godfrey?

i am new here what do i do

The fact that Nate thinks he would be able to go out with Mrs. Shipluski is a dead ringer that what he really needs is brain treatment. By the way, does getting spring fever from being obsessed with girls actually count as a sickness?

6/10 goin’ at a good pace so far

how old is Mrs. Shipulski again? Because I feel like it was mentioned before

is it just me or are all of the character’s skins lighter

Its not the thinking about girls. Its the knowing that they want you yo stop.

Wait all women also includes

Cue the ominous music

MRS. GODFREY

Time to introduce… (drumroll please)

RL’S CUSS COUNTER!!! (yay)

Basically, I use my trusty profanity extension to know and include the number of swears in this comment section so far in this feature (along with a short message), and it’ll be updated hopefully daily (or at least when I get around to it).

For today, there are 15 cusses so far. Hitting some f-bombs in there…

Oh Dear Lordy

Spring fever arc? Interesting, new, not very exiting. Also, somewhat creepy..? This comic 3.5/10 overall arc 9.5/20

Ain’t no way Nate is seriously hitting on Mrs Shipulski who is like 60-75

Well this part of the comic 6.5/10 just because I find it weird how Nate is hitting on a 60-75 year old

This current arc rating 5.9

ok

bro, she’s like 62

Holy crap this case must be really serious if Nate is up for a date with someone who’s 50 years older than him, maybe more.

And he means EVERY girl.