Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 24, 2024

Uncle Ted showing those secret skills

You and I both know his “girlfriend” is a 40-year-old man.

I guess Ted is going to be marrying a murderer

Maybe Nate will get paid for this.

I imagine Uncle Ted talking like Uncle Fester from the animated Addams Family movie

Okay didn’t see this coming. Well played. Still not great, but it’s something we rarely see.

Well that’s… something

Her pfp might look good but not the real her, unless there was a video call

Hey btw didn’t BenGman say he’d report rude and mean comments? Where is he

uncle ted really rizzing up ai 7/10

Hey, cool! Getting Nate to draw uncle Ted is a fresh idea, But I can imagine it won’t be a flattering image! Exotica? What kind of exotic name is that lol

9/10 strip rating, it has started to pick up a bit6/10 arc rating.

He’s getting married without even seeing her.

Ah the magic word.“paroled.” ill bet i know why she got arrested too..

Turns out he’s dating a 90 yr old

I bet she’s going to be ugly or something.

I think it would be hilarious if “Exotica” was a 38 year old guy.

This could be a Bonnie and Clyde type relationship.

Paroled, she is in jail then, well, that explain the desperately part and beware you fool!

im sorry ted…

GETTING BETTER!!! 9/12!

not bad 8.5/10

Yikes. So many red flags you’d think we’re in Tonga. Or China. Or the USSR.

Hey, Exotica identifies as a 28 year old exotic dancer so quit misgendering her. She cannot help her ‘Y’ chromosome. ;-)

This going to end not good, ObviouslyA) It might be Ai and uncle ted sad

B) It might be a criminal on the loose or just a dater that poses as “beautiful”

C) The most unlikely option, It is a girl and they get married.

Exotica? For a second I thought it said erotica!

Exotica isn’t even a real name

“Once she gets paroled” There it is.

Uncle Ted is ‘quite the catch’ … :)

This is not good.

Here’s hoping that date is in the distant future.

“if you really love m PayPal me 20$”

Poor Exotica doesn’t know the danger she is in. Think she will like living in Ted’s parent’s basement?

Exotica is Caged. (d. John Cromwell 1950)

Sadly there ARE people that this comic depicts. They are also known by their more common names of predator and prey……

This isn’t a red flag, this is a loud siren.

Ted 100% has an AI girlfriend.

im getting more convinced now that he is, and mark my words, getting catfished

Why am I not suprised again.

ex-cons are not a good source of love.

Shes gonna be an AI. Mark my words.

She could be a man, AI, or a murder! This such be fun!Overall Rating: 6.5/10

What a great PSA about phishing…

Both the kids and gullible adults should pay attention.

sounds right “desperately” haha

I bet “exotica” is AI

So many red flags. But I kinda hope he will marry her.

8/10, kinda funny, but what kind of name is “Exotica”? It’s obviously fake!

Even Ted can get a girlfriend how can’t I?

probably more like a Class C felony

there is no way there is someone is named exotica. its crazy to think a fat guy stuck in his moms basement with his unicorn hair. like someone that old should not be on his computer online dating, and not that funny. 3.5/10

Is there a concrete reason why this arc is being done, cause I am sooooooo bored by it.

welp, I’m off to eat a frying pan.

hold on, did he say paroled?! I’m gonna eat a lot more frying pans now.

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