Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 11, 2024

Horrible words franics, at the wrong time

He’s not plus sized, he’s mega plus sized!

The truth hurts, doesn’t it, coach?

That was mean Francis!

Today’s my birthday

Is making fun of fat people still funny?

Gotta love the good old fat shame jokes!

I’m sensing some wind sprints may be on the way!

His body was also hard to distinguish from the beached whales.

Bros times sized actually

hey guys i still exist

That’s a bit modest, Francis. I’ve never even seen Coach John do something physical

Coach John’s “plus size” tan is beyond measure…

It’s true. But how did he know if he was asleep?

More like +++++++++++sized.

How the legs of that poor chair aren’t sank in the sand is the 8th mystery of the world.

I thought u were supposed to be smart, Francis?

you can tell its coach john easily he has such a big stomach you can see it from the moon!

what’s the worst he’s going to do, make em run wind sprints on the beach, or rescue drills in the water?

“Fat”, he means “fat gents”…

Should have gone with, “beached whale”…

Some 7-11s have free Slurpees on July 11.

Double-Plus-ungood.

The waves won’t be the only thing lapping the beach today. Wind sprints. Now!!

“and”, adds Francis The Genius, “at this precise moment, we’re in awe at how the aluminum and vinyl strips lawn chair isn’t crashing to the ground under all that mass….it’s part of our simmer science observation experiment, you know”…….

Pleasantly plump perhaps ?

9/10 arc pretty funny

They’re not on school time. He doesn’t have any authority to do anything to them.

Bro Francis

His revenge will be terrible.

Francis why are you like this

He meant to say “medium-built”.

Yikes, time for even more windsprints.

Whoever thinks daphne should join this beach comic will like or reply

What do you think tomorrows comic will be

I know what’s going to happen next them doing wind sprints and coach john yelling move those legs!

I thought Francis was good with words

hi

Face the fact, Coach John. You are plus sized.

W. C. Fields Red Nose?

claps while knowing they are gonna become a sweat station

what are yalls thoughts on five guys fries?

Plus-size? I’m sorry, I meant to say ‘beached whale’ >

Nice choice of words, Francis.

why does coach john have a Rudolph the red nosed reindeer nose