Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 27, 2024

They are going to need Vinegar and Bleach to clean up that mess, when they fly off

This was one of the most boring comic arcs I’ve ever read tbh

“We’ll Be Right Back”

This better not go to next week.

Rest in peace Daphne

Beware momma seagull!

Well, Nate’s hair does look like a nest lol

Better a gull than a hawk.

“Hey, that’s my boy! He’s MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!”

Bird ark lol

Disaster is approaching, typical in Nate’s life!

HaHa ! Hair gel in stereo.

I wonder if Nate ever calls Daphne, Freckle Face.

It would be funny if that seagull sat on Daphne’ hair. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW DAPHNE

and that concludes this week.

I mean maybe gull poo would be the one ‘product’ to tame his hair! Wouldn’t that be interesting!

Maybe the Mama is reminding her son to stop producing a sales pitch for his ‘invention’ for hair products for humans by birds XD

….a matching pair…..how quaint……

What do you think would be a funny ark? I think that Nate trying to get a Femme Fatality video game and then it turns out it sucks, would be kinda funny, but I don’t think it’s the best idea.

Oh jeez… At this point, you run. Run for the hills!

This is actually kind of funny (In my opinion)

Daphne’s doing a good Tippi Hedren impersonation.

AND she is one angry mama bird…..

I hope this story continues on Monday, just to see Nate and Daphne each have a seagull on their heads. Now, that would be a great photo.

What would Tippi Hedren do?

Yikes

Poor nate

Psst, I see dead people

(Mustard on the beat, ho)

Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho

Deebo, any rap ninja, he a free throw

Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, “Breathe, bro”

Nail a ninja to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

What’s up with these jabroni-@ss ninjas tryna see Compton?

The industry can hate me, fck ’em all and they mama

How many opps you really got? I mean, it’s too many options

I’m finna pass on this body, I’m John Stockton

Beat your @ss and hide the Bible if God watchin’

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show ninjas

Certified boogeyman, I’m the one that up the score with ’em

Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him

Pole on him, extort sh!t, bully, Death Row on him

Say, Drake, I hear you like ’em young

You better not ever go to cell block one

To any b!tch that talk to him and they in love

Just make sure you hide your lil’ sister from him

They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

And PARTY at the party, playin’ with his nose now

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fck ’em up

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I’ma do my stuff

Why you trollin’ like a b!tch? Ain’t you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A-Minooooooor

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

BIRD

Nothing really happened during this week, but I still found it kinda cute. Maybe it’s because Daphne was here.

This might continue to next week

dang seagulls

Reply if you’re a troll

ce upon a time there was a lovelyprincess. But she had anenchantment upon her of a fearfulsort which could only be broken bylove’s first kiss. She was lockedaway in a castle guarded by aterrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted tofree her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited inthe dragon’s keep in the highestroom of the tallest tower for hertrue love and true love’s firstkiss. (laughs) Like that’s evergonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together togo after the ogre.NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOMEMAN1Think it’s in there?MAN2All right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do youAll right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know whatthat thing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it’ll grind your bones forit’s bread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would bea giant. Now, ogres, oh they’remuch worse. They’ll make a suitfrom your freshly peeled skin.MENNo!SHREKThey’ll shave your liver. Squeezethe jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast.Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!(waves the torch atShrek.)Shrek calmly licks his fingers andextinguishes the torch. The menshrink back away from him. Shrekroars very loudly and long and hisbreath extinguishes all theremaining torches until the men arein the dark.SHREKThis is the part where you runaway.(The men scramble to getaway. He laughs.)And stay out! (looks down and picksup a piece of paper. Reads.) “Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.”(Hesighs and throws the paper over hisshoulder.)THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of theguard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some ofthe people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbellin a cage, Gipetto who’s carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer

Poll: Do you hate trolls? Put your reasoning bellow

Thank you ilcad and soti for paving my path. Pave my driveway next

well, it looks like magpies aren’t the only bird that swoop!

I really like the haunted house arc. Thoughts anyone??

Incoming!

And, does anyone remember where Teddy accidentally destroys his and Nate’s school project paper or something like that?? Was that in the series books or in a comic arc??

I’m going to draw out ash from hiding chat. Along with Ilcad, Shin, Brutus and Squirrel

Big Nate Episode II: Attack of the Seagulls