Big Top by Rob Harrell for February 22, 2011

Oh yes Inflict self torture on Dusty. Most awesome plan…..

The return of Big Top’s All-Star breakfast menu:

♠Lonewolf’s♠ Huevos Rancheros Grog’s scrambled eggs or eggs over easy with sausage or bacon. Lewreaders special pheasant omelet (with diced tomatoes, red and green peppers, onions, cheddar cheese, and Frank’s hot sause which is optional) Digital Frog cold pizza (all toppings are available) The Sojourner chocolate pancake pie (Small slices avaliable) DDFENCE EMET’s steak and shake slaw dog. Apple Raisin Crepes, Krispy Kremes, Blueberry, or chocolate chip muffins (Served warm and fresh) Cinnamon rolls and Honey buns on request. My own favorites of Hash browns tater tots, or French Fries Other great foods: Steaks (Porterhouse, T-Bone, Ribeye, Filet Mignon, Top Sirloin, Gourmet, Angus Beef Steak, Philly Cheese Steak, Swiss steak Sister Kab’s Burger Delights- Angus burger, Smoked bacon cheddar burger, Cheese burger, Mushroom steak burger, Tofu veggie Burger (All burgers come with a side order of Fries, onion rings, chicken tenders or spicy buffalo wings Hot dogs or corn dogs Salad bar now open

Beverages:

Doc’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee Starbright’s Divine Cocoa Mocha Big Sister’s Berry Delicious Breakfast Smoothies Bmonk’s Cup of Mint flavored mocha Chardonnay, Zinfandel, or Merlot Ice Cream Floats Variety of soda to choose from American premium or Imported Beers Assorted Fruit Drinks or Teas Plain Milk or Chocolate Milk Ice Water

Dessert: Any thing your heart desires.

WOW Little Sis what a menu!!!!!!!!!

I’m not hungry now, but for the 9:00 hour tomorrow, I’ll have an Chocolate IceCream Float with a side of Chocolate Cake drizzled with Lonewolf’s special chocolate sauce! Yum!

Good morning, Tribeandall

Great menu, Lil’ Sister.

May I please have the Huevos Rancheros & some of Doc’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee?

It’ll be ready for you when you return Montana Lady. :-)

Thank you, Lil’ Sister.

With that I will head to the horizontal position.

Good Night all!

P&L

Enjoy the meal Big Brother :-)

Virtual waiters are now at you service so order away.

Good night everyone :-)

Good Morning, ♥Little Sister♥, Montana Lady & ♠Lonewolf♠

I think I’ll grab myself some sausage & eggs and a Philly cheese steak. YUM!

I don’t believe you and I are still up, Grog.

I also don’t believe Little Sister and I still can’t see our new avatars.

Good Morning, Alain.

I was sleeping. I woke up. I’ll be back in bed soon though. Only a few more toons to go.

Time to turn in.

See y’ll in the PM hours.

Good Morning. It’s 5:42 a.m. EST.

Morning Joshy, my sweet. Miss me? [Giggling]

LITTLE SISTER Unfortunately I’m still on my diet so I’ll have the salad bar. Have the virtual waiter get me one piece of lettuce, on slice of cucumber, fill th bowl with cheddar, and saturate liberally (hey, I’m a liberal) with blue cheese dressing, Roquefort if you have it,

Showed off my plumbing skills (I can attach a garden hose, sometimes without miss threading it) Yesterday. I plugged the drain (I drop little parts), put towels every where, and put on my super long tee shirt as not to offend the ladies. My wife put 911 on speed dial.

The floor is almost dry and if the plumbing supply guy isn’t lying, I should get the part this afternoon.

Isn’t pizza delivery traditional for Washington’s birthday?

Little sister, I don’t have worry about gaining weight (notice my avatar)

Good morning, Tribe.

Time to get the day going. Have a great day everyone!

P&L

You are correct, Lewreader. It’s also traditional for any weekday ending in “Y”. Gotta go - Hope every one’s well. Me - not so much - still breathing tho. Will pop occasionally.

Morning All!

Good Morning ♠Lonewolf♠,♥♥ Little Sister♥♥, LuvH8/BBS,Grog,Doctor Toon, Plodswbeer, Doc Toon, MontanaLady, ♪Hopeandjoy♫Serenasakitty,, Rmom,Bmon,Ladyhawk,,lakesnake ,Digital Frog,Lewreader;MisngNOLA,Woodeye, Yukoneric,Alain Harper

I’ll be reporting to class soon to work or study on writing lab for English. Thanks to a different strip. I found one I can go to that has Judge Parker strip as with Zitts and Baby Blues and others. No BT though or Jump Start but I can get that elsewhere. Because so many have trouble with their icons I have to wait a while before I change mine.

Well here locally like so many other places gas prices has risen. Now if it drops I dread it means rising prices.:(

I know how you feel Dusty I get the same problem with my mind music playing.

Good morning everyone May your day be what you need it to be. Have a good English lab, KAB

Plods Get to feeling better now.

Doc Hope we get to see your Boots soon. I can’t believe the avatars still aren’t working!

Well, Good morning, Everyone…….

It’s bright, clear, sunny, and a brisk 22 degrees! (brrrrrr)…,,,,

Missed you, get better soon.

Hi and brrrr Montana Lady

Good Morning Ooops Your Eeyore should make Plods feel better.**

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡ ♪ Hello TRIBE! ♪

Hello to all those here!

Good to hear from you Plods with Beer! Get well soon, I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

I’ll have Sojourner’s chocolate pancake pie

Good Afternoon HopeandJoy and Sojo!

Sojo, didn’t your chocolate pancake pie used to have GRAPE JELLY?

Hi Ooops! - Yes that’s one of the ingredents.

YIKES! Sojo and Ooops ….and I usually like grape jelly! Blessings on you!

I am going to take my drippy nose to bed for a nap, I guess…if possible.

Hi HopeandJoy♫ - Have a good nap!

Look, No Nose on the happy face Just what I need at the moment. Again, naptime. thanks, Sojo

Good Afternoon, All You Peoples!

Ooooops!!, if what you posted last night was a pic of your morning face–you need lots of Nuclear Coffee before, during, and after you sleep! ROFL!

I much prefer to shoot grape jelly than to eat it!

Oh uh gee……. ummm, I didn’t mean to splat Bmonk’s little lizard thingies. I hope they are okay?

Hi bmonk!

Hello Most Wonderful, Forgiving, Handsome, Intelligent, Witty, Caring, Benevolent, Good Humored, Attractive, Brave and Awe-Inspiring Bmonk! I did not see you come in. How are you on this too beautiful for violence or anger day?

Don’t worry, Oooops! I think the little lizard thingies like grape jelly. Not that they don’t prefer strawberry…

Hi, Ooops! and Sojo!

(Almost put Soho!)

P.S. I’m doing well. And how are you?

[quietly packs snow into the snow trebuchet]

Hello Again Sojo!

I seem to be doing a lot of comment bys lately. I can blame my internet access and Gocomics for some of them?

It was very strange about an hour ago, it started raining slowly turned to snow and then stopped. Now the sun is shining, but it is getting gray again.

I am phooey, but okay.

Some weather changing.

That is okay, as long as it snows once in a while the snowflakes can cover the missing curtains. I am not sure how to disguise them once I take down the snowflakes. Any ideas?

Flowers!! on the sill….Drape a bead or two above.

Loopidy, loopidy, loop!! How I’d like to shoot, grape jelly in a boot….SQOOOOOSH

….AND RUN!!

Oooops!, was that rain-snow-stop from a trebuchet-flung airburst?

Hmm. Window treatments. You could do hearts [no, Valentine’s is over] green shamrocks, followed by Easter eggs, and other pagan symbols for holidays.

I’d go with the flowers. Maybe a few strategic cutouts or decals of flowers on the upper windows, but live are best.

Do we have to say goodbye as you pass, Hopeandjoy♫??

I should tape live flowers to the windows? I think I might have a shamrock pattern… Too bad it is in the ‘normal’ part of the house. We just hung the shredded/disintegrated curtian back up in the asylum. Plus… we could just put glittery spiderwebs on the windows and leave it.

Ooops! - If you like snow you could spray inside the windows with that snow in a can stuff if they still make it. Of course, if you covered the windows with it you’d have to leave the windows covered so maybe that wouldn’t be a good idea.

Geesh! I can’t put that thing down anywhere without someone picking it up and playing. I hid my scythe so the teens were all bopping each other with the sword. Is it strange to have teenagers watching and discussing Dumbo? We did all learn the importance of not getting drunk off of soap and wine though.

Oooooops and Sojo and bmonk………………so, it’s all your fault, guys……..here we had a nice brisk SUNNY morning a few hours ago, and then ALL OF A SUDDEN……….we have a torrent of grape jelly and snowballs falling from the sky!!! Whoa…..it didn’t last more than an hour, but it was a dandy!

Hi Montana Lady - I know nothing!

Neither do I.

Well, I didn’t think any of the snow could make it that far southeast…

Did I ever tell the story of the Great Flock Blizzard of 1997?

I could think of stranger–and less appetizing–things for teens to discuss than Dumbo

Dumbo is sweet and makes big ears stylish!!

Well, yes … what sCArY teEnS I have at my house. They came over to watch childhood movies, a few weeks ago it was Plan 9 from Outer Space. Of course that was Sojo & Plods With Beer’s idea.

Gotta…. Phfft!

Have a good evening Ooops!.

Ooops enjoy the moments!

Things to do.

♪ P&L ♪ ≡≡ POOF! ≡≡

I’m slipping!

Bye, Oooops! and Sojo!!

And BYE everybody else!

Gotta Go!

Good evening, Tribe!

Home from work and home for the evening, too! I’m done, bushed, beat………………put a fork in me!

But won’t that hurt?

Hi, friends! When Doc shows up, I thought he might be interested in the name of the person quoted in this article.

Hi, LuvH8 & Rmom!!!

Good Evening Rmom & Lonewolf

Good evening, Tribe

Hmmmmm seems to me that there are so many other things I like a whole lot better than pizza that I could eat them on any day ending with a Y. Cajun Roast Pork and Corned Beef & Cabbage quickly come to mind. I even like hot dogs better than pizza and it’s something I tend to eat on Fridays.

Hi, Wolfie, Grog & Ooooooooooops! Grog - Sorry, your taste in foods aren’t quite normal. I could eat BBQ roast pork, but cajun is too hot. I don’t eat cabbage in any form or fashion. Yuck!

I’m lost. Were we talking about pizza?

I refuse to take the blame for the damage other people (HopeandJoy) do when they pick up and play with my grape jelly gun. Although, I suppose I was ………. Ummm……

I know nothing!

I’m glad I’m not normal, Rmom. I hate most pizzas - particularly any pizza with pepperoni. I like the brick oven pizzas because they are not normal and have the kind of toppings I like.

Not everything I like is spicy, but I could eat cajun roast pork every day for weeks. And then there is KFC which I love but only eat twice a year as a treat for rather obvious reasons.

Well Grog, most of us here probably aren’t “normal” either. We’ve all got our own quirks. What is the difference between “brick oven” and other pizzas?

I’ve got to head out in 15 minutes to meet my hubby & eat dinner. I haven’t seen him since about 4am on Valentine’s Day. You know it has been a while, as I had to check the calendar to figure that out!

Good evening, Grog! I actually got on before you left!

This morning, ♠Lonewolf♠?

Rmom, you probably feel the same way about cabbage as I do about green beens and pees - two vegetable I refuse to eat

Grog, most people refuse to eat pees. Peas on the other hand, I like those, depending on what hasn’t been done to them. I can’t stand canned peas.

Grog - I’m in agreement with you on those two veggies. If I really have to eat either one, it has to have lots of other flavors with it to help hide the taste. (Green bean casserole with cream of something soup & onion rings is something I can choke down.)

Oh! I like green beans too! I like them both really well if they are raw! I like green beans with tomatoes and tomato sauce.

You guys are making me want some nice homemade vegetable soup. Maybe with an ooey-gooey grilled cheese sandwich.

Rmom, I won’t even buy soups with green beens as only one of many ingrediants. Picky, you think?

Ooops, I meant peas, but I won’t eat pees either. Or maybe pees is a more accurate description of the way they taste to me.

I do eat vegetable soup that has peas in it, but I swallow those without chewing them, Grog! :^)

I don’t mind peas in a pot pie or smothered in a thick brown gravy.

I think my favorites are cauliflaur & corn.

I think if I found peas in my soup I would spit them accross the room.

Funny I like pea soup though. And I love a particular brand that was available only in Quebec. It was made by Habitant and it went great with French bread. It was one of those great winter comfort foods.

Hi & bye, Doc

Hi & Bye Doc.

Hello everyone :-)

I don’t like cauliflower, broccoli, asparagus or spinach either. There are enough vegetables out there that i like to more than satisfy my sensible intake.

Hi and Bye Doc Toon!

Hi Little Sister!

Grog, have you ever gotten kicked out of a restaurant for doing that?

I don’t mind brocoli. I eat it on occasion. Asparagus isn’t bad, but I rarely eat it. I eat carrots more - especially glazed.

Spinache is another one I won’t touch with a 10 foot fork.

As you guys list all these vegetables that I like, I have to wonder…….. Why don’t I eat enough vegetables?

Hello Lonewolf, Little Sister,Grog, Doctor Toon, Rmom AND Ooops …I didn’t do much of anything with grape jelly….I’m not the one who left boots lying around….

Why are we talking about vegetables? I like green beens fresh or with bacon bits and onions, thyme and a bit of garlic powder. Not fond of peas!! Like raw veggies. I make a lot of veggie soup with beef or chicken. vegetables go well with pizza

Isn’t it awkward eating with a ten foot fork?

I will see if I can get a picture of my favorite veggie…I bet you like it too!

Hi ♥Little Sister♥ & HopeandJoy♫

Oops! who said anything about eating it. I said I wouldn’t touch it.

I like grape jelly ok - but I much prefer raspberry

Did someone say GRAPE JELLY???

Ooops!, somehow, you remind me of Oddball who has shells filled with paint. And when the tank fires one of those shells it makes pretty pictures.

That’s the way I eat most vegetables is raw. Don’t like many cooked other than green beans and corn.

Couldn’t get my nice, lovely bowl of popcorn to move P O P C O R N is my favorite vegetable!!!!!!!!!

Eat lots of Popcorn peoples and save some to toss about

The only vegies I like raw are onions and cellery. Everything else needs to be cooked to some degree….but not boiled to death.

Well I think that’s a wrap. Time to kall it kwitz. The morning hours seem to come too quickly….even on week-ends.

Gunite, Tribe!

Rah Rah Veggies are good AND SO ARE POPPED.

Nite Grog

Good night, Grog. Rest well, my friend!

Hi, HopeandJoy♫. Some how I missed you. Sorry! :^)