Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 29, 2011

Ummm….. Unquiet?

Breakfast! Breakfast! Breakfast!

Lumpy Oatmeal with Raisins Bruised Apples Watery Orange Juice Stale Captain Crunch Week Old Donuts Runny Scrambled Eggs Limp Bacon Sour Milk Freshly Brewed Coffee Mineral Enriched Water   (rusty water pitcher)

 Good Morning Peoples!

  Hi Sir Lew!

Ohhhhhhh, Oooooooops……………..I always wanted to have limp bacon with runny scrambled eggs……………….uh huh, uh huh!!!!

good choices……………………

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, how’s about some really good donuts, and DWFNC, and then some quiche l’rain………

Good Morning, Montana Lady & LuvH8.

You want the food I have hidden in the back!!! How did you know? Here you go Montana Lady, enjoy. (Shhh! Don’t tell the others!)

LuvH8, I need some…………………………

Coffee!

You want the food I have hidden in the back!!! How did you know? Here you go Montana Lady, enjoy.

(Shhh! Don’t tell the others!)

Hello Lonewolf, here is some nice freshly brewed coffee. See how nice it is, you can even see your hand through the pot.

Pool team won and I won my match, but it was a grueling match!

Thank you, LuvH8

(giggles)   Shhh! I can’t believe he is drinking that weak coffee stuff!   (muffled giggling)

Congratulations Lonewolf!!!

Just in case Ooops! doesn’t bring out that food in the back…

LE BIG TOP RETURNS TO NORMAL (MORE OR LESS) CELEBRATION BREAKFAST

Courtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, Selene Your chef: Johanan Rakkav

A LA CARTE Eggs any style Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Omelets Hilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled Sandwiches Breakfast steak All-beef breakfast links A wide list of organic cereals Hash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request) Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers) Philadelphia Crème Cheese Einsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties) Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)

BREAKFAST BEVERAGES

Milk (whole, lowfat, nonfat) Lifeway Kefir (all varieties) V-8 (because you could’ve had one) Orange Juice (just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it) A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langer’s fruit juices (see list) Odwalla’s Superfood beverages

COFFEE, COCOA AND TEA (We use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based products) (We use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee, leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe) (We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas available)

Tea (see list) Hot chocolate (any style) Coffee (any style) Chris Alan Starbright’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra) Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant) Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra) Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with our in-house Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, $1.50 extra)

AUDREY’S PI PIES We have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie  

Hi, Johanan.

LuvH8 already has a menu up there.

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Curses! My Dastardly Plan To Serve Icky Food Foiled!

Well, with that I am headed to the horizontal position.

Good Night Everyone.

P&L

Good Night Johanan, Montana Lady & Lonewolf

Bye for Now! Luv & Happiness

Good Morning, Ooops, Montana Lady, ♠Lonewolf♠ & Johanan.

Yay, saved from orderinging the runny egges and limp bacon again.

Lonewolf (when you return), hopefully you realize by now that my Backup Plan Worked. Read Le Top Line du Menu.

(atrocious French, or even Franglais, but what can you do)

Johanan, he is after all drinking normal recommended strength coffee. (giggling)

Go to sleep, Grog

Since OOOPS got up so early to prepare our morning repast, I’ll enjoy some runny oatmeal served with aged skimmed milk, please. I’ll skip on her coffee and stand here whistling .My black cat went to the vet Weds ($140). My cat was puking and unmoving Thurs. The vet said this was normal. Cat bit me at 4AM. Situation normal

MORNING TRIBE!

Good morning, Lewreader..

You’ve really got guts.

Good Morning ♠Lonewolf♠,♥♥ Little Sister♥♥,Wolfbyte LuvH8/BBS,Grog,Doctor Toon, PlodswSoCo, Doc Toon, MontanaLady, Serenasakitty, SmileyRmom,Bmon,Ladyhawk,,lakesnake ,Lewreader;MisngNOLA,Josh, Yukoneric, The Sojourner, Only Tink, pseudo,Digital Frog,Ponytail56

Mornig, Kab.

Morning All

Good morning all. Ooops, were you the cook on every ship I served on in the US Navy? I sure do remember those breakfasts. The joke was on them though, since I actually like runny scrambled eggs and I like any bacon as long as it’s bacon.

Good morning, Everyone………..

and, thanks for the darling kitty,Kab…!

We’re supposed to get a really good snow storm this afternoon and evening. I’ll take that over the 90’s in the southern states. :))

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡ ♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

Hello to all those here!

I’ll have some week old donuts, thank you Ooops!

Good morning, Digital Frog, MisngNOLA, Montana Lady & Sojo.

Good Morning Grog!

I almost had an image of my hard drive made yesterday after several hours. However I miscalculated and ran out of space just at the end (the programe didn’t check space needed I found out). Deleted a few things on the removeable drive and did it again. It completed it that time but it was way past my bedtime then. At least now I can recover everything if my drive fails. I also back up all files with an on-line company autotomaticly so any things I add can be updated.

Good Morning, Tribe

Good Morning ♠Lonewolf♠ - Congrats on last night!

Good Morning, Sojo. Thanks! I’ve been spot on in my last two matches. I won last night 5-1 and shot only once in two of my wins.

Good Morning, Sir Lew, Johanan, MisngNOLA, ♥Kab♥ & Grog.

Whoops! Good Morning, Montana Lady.

Montana Lady - Looks like Yellowstone got buried with a lot of snow.

Good morning, Lonewolf.

This may be my last post for a while. Busy and getting busier.

Hi and Bye Doctor Toon.

Good Morning Ooops!

Paycheck on a Friday & The Night Off ~~~ Uh-Oh!

Johanan, I hope it isn’t a problem getting the Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha Float with the Godiva Belgian Chocolate Ice Cream?

I can’t bring myself to eat Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, unless I remove all the chocolate chips. Once in my ice cream liberating youth I added extra chocolate chips to an extra large bowl of it. Ummm… I didn’t feel very well after.

Good Morning, Everybody!

I see Le Big Top was Le Big Flop!

Hmmm–I’m a bit peckish, but I want to shed a few pounds before swimsuit season, so I’ll have Ooooops?’s:

Lumpy Oatmeal with Raisins     (I hope they are raisins, rather than flies…) Watery Orange Juice Mineral Enriched Water     (rusty water pitcher)

Hello bmonk!

Here you go Bmonk. At least most of them are raisins, someone left a rabbit in the oatmeal bin. I am pretty sure I got all the ummm…. foreign matter out.

Today I have to be nice and pleasant, in other words Not Me. Any advice anyone?

Ummm–You could smile with lots of teeth and not hit other people, unless they really deserve it. Not even with grape jelly.

You could not take other people’s cookies, unless they look like they’ve forgotten to eat them because they are talking too much.

You could keep from sneaking up behind them and shouting,

GOTCHA!!

Oh! Thank you Saskfan for your description of a pestle. Do you do a lot of cooking or creating?

I don’t suppose a pea shooter actually shoots those soggy peas you get in the can from the supermarket. I was thinking that if it did a pea shooter would be a really fun toy. Not only would you get to shoot people with yucky canned peas but you could say:

Ha Ha!!! I Pead You!

That might help…….. Do you think I should leave my scythe at home? Some people seem intimidated by it.

Good afternoon, Tribesters

Ooops! - You could partly freeze the peas.

Good Afternoon ♠Lonewolf♠.

Messed around out in the garage this afternoon. Got some cleaning done out there, but it sure doesn’t look like it. :^)

Ooops! said, 9 ambushes ago

I don’t suppose a pea shooter actually shoots those soggy peas you get in the can from the supermarket. I was thinking that if it did a pea shooter would be a really fun toy. Not only would you get to shoot people with yucky canned peas but you could say:

Ha Ha!!! I Pead You!

Shouldn’t that be (for proper English):

Ha Ha!!! I Pead on You!

Hi, Sojo, LuvH8 & Bmonk!

Yes:

Hi, Oooops?!?, ♠Lonewolf♠ and Sojo!

Who am I, Where am I, and what am I doing here? I thought I left the TRIBE around 6 AM but somehow I’m back. Is it supernatural or divine? Hmm? Could start a new religion and use it on next year’s taxes.

Hi, Lewreader. Is this a boomerang religion?

Hey there, Sir Lew. What’s shakin’?

Ooops, Lewreader must have bounced back to his own time…

Sir Lew, Where Are You?

Sir Lew, when are you?

I hear that there is a blizzard warning for Northern West Dakota tonight and tomorrow…

Well, I’d better find a warm spot to huddle down.

Bye for today!

Bye Bmonk, Be Safe!

Bye bmonk - Stay warm.

Sir Lew…………………………………………………… Are you???

Take it light, Bmonk.

Good evening all. Off from pt work. I checked my earlier comment and surprise my kitty cat is gone.

Hi, ♥Kab♥.

It’s SNOWING right now………has been for about 1 hour!

What date is it? What season is it? We’ve gotten almost an inch so far…….woopieeeeee!!!

I’ve just finished making my World Famous Chicken Pot Pie……with tons of veggies and tons of chicken. It’ll be at the buffet staying warm in about an hour.

Hello ♥Kab♥ and Montana Lady!

Hi, Montana Lady.

It’s April here in Chicago! 65° & sunny today. Just beautiful.

Here in the Lonewolf household, it’s…………………………..

PIZZA NIGHT!!!

(But I’ll have some of that delicious pot pie of yours, too!)

:^)

Hello, Sojo…….

Oh, I forgot, I made a wonderful Coconut Lime Cheese Cake for desert……………That will be waiting as soon as y’all clean your plates! :)))

Snow accumulation is now about 2 inches and still stormin!!!!

Watch out, bmonk…….it might hit you folks tonight! This is a great night to sit by the fire and read. purrrrr

Thanks ♠Lonewolf♠ and Montana Lady! - Your both great cooks!

Mmm……. chicken pot pie! Hey! There is peas in here!

So which is correct? I pead you? or I pead on you? This is a quandry…. do we have any pea experts?

Or is it peaxperts?

Time for my zzzzzz’s.

♪ P&L ♪ ≡≡ POOF! ≡≡

Good Night, Sojo.

Your welcome, Sojo

Thanks, ML.