Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 27, 2012

Good EARLY Morning, Tribe!

Da EatsEggs, made to order or egg beatersHuevos RancherosPork sausage, pork pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham steaksGreen Eggs & Ham

pan fried potatoes, hash brownsgrits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bush’s baked beansHeinz Beanz in tomato sauce or Bush’s baked vegetarian beans for Alaintoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jelliesassorted kolaches or B.L.T.fresh fruitOther Pork ProductsRoast Pork, Pulled Pork, Pork lover’s BBQ, Pork Ribs (Memphis style BBQ), Pork Chops, Pig’s knuckles & sauerkraut (with boiled, mashed or French fried potato)♥Mrs. Ladywolf♥’s Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuit Blues Brothers special: Jake’s 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwood’s dry white toastPopeye’s spicy fried chickenToday’s special: Cajun chicken & andouille sausage gumbo.BeveragesDoc Toon’s WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub. Got a swimming pool? We’ll fill that too).Alain’s Starbright’s Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!selected premium beersBloody Mary or CaesarSweetsNew York Style Cheesecake or bacon cheesecake or bacon cupcakes in all flavors but chocolate.Ooops!’ fav’sAll that is chocolate for chocoholics.Kitty’s breakfast platter (limited to Ooops!’ panther, Kiity I really wouldn’t want to mess with her after eating that, or before or during).Ice cream for serenaEat Hearty, Tribe!

Yeah, Wink. Eat a donut. You’ve never been insulted until you’ve been called ferret-face.

Well I was thinking Frank Burns while you were thinking Han Solo. The only difference I guess is I wanted to ensure ferret was included in the insult.

Well if I were a female, I’d rather kiss a wookie than Frank Burns. If I were Frank Burns, I would have jumped in front of a moving subway years ago.

Good Morning TRIBE! Its going to be another beautiful day! Everyone have fun.

And Wink a donut with Coffee is a great Continental Breakfast.

MMMMmmmm donuts…..and DTWFNC of course.GOOGMORNINGTRIBEANDALL and CG, Alain and Knightman!.Lived through ATVin’…Woohoo.toontour.Pooph

Quite true, Alain. But if I were him, I’d want to end it now. And I now like your zinger better than mine. I think you’ve had time to think about it though.

Who’s Scruffy Looking?

Well, at least no one’s said who’s Frank Burns…yet.

Good morning to all the kids under the tent. It is a grey and cloudy day here. Fitting for a Monday. I do believe I’ll have the Green Eggs and Ham with a PEPSI. Thank you Grog..Wink you already are a stud, a little heavy on the muffin, but still a stud.

Good morning, Tribe and all who are here!

Esp: Jkiss and Alain

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Not often someone tells you to eat a doughnut.

Reminds me of the old joke:

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”

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The man gets really annoyed and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

Alain, many years ago, one of the monks complained to another that it was hard to get really good, hot horseradish around here. So the second monk found some nice large, fresh roots, and made a fresh batch of horseradish. The next day the complaining monk took a large spoonful.

He wheezed and got tears in his eyes—but he never complained again!

Quite true, bmonk Many of the food chains only stock that rather weak & mild horseraddish. The good stuff is hard to find.

I LOVE horseradish! Never thought of making my own! I’ll look for a root the next time I hit the grocery store.

Just got back from my 6 month Mammogram…….everything check’s out GOOD! Woo Hoo!