Pete: Forget the makeover. We need to refocus. Carl: Okay. Pete: Let's figure out what kind of woman you're looking for. What type of girls do you like? Carl: Well... breathing ones. Pete: See? This is good. We're narrowing the field.
hmmm breathing is usually my second requirement. I usually require that they be at least vaguely human looking, then I worry about whether or not they have a pulse…
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
Off to a great start there!
Ermine Notyours about 6 years ago
Every time I see a sign on a “gentlman’s club” that says “Live Girls,” I think, “They’re so much more pleasant than the dead ones.”
Bob. about 6 years ago
Picky, picky.
theincrediblebulk about 6 years ago
hmmm breathing is usually my second requirement. I usually require that they be at least vaguely human looking, then I worry about whether or not they have a pulse…