Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 10, 2009

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    And just what are you gonna do with the ranso(m) money once they’re on your trail. Your going to have to fly the coup and you’ll never again have a place to nest your heads!

    Good Morning Thom Thom

    (hint=ranson)

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    dipsdayal  almost 15 years ago

    bundle of joy in return for ranson…dick i need that explained …doh

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    Bargrove  almost 15 years ago

    Did he sell the kid? She’s happy; a good price!!

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    Colt9033  almost 15 years ago

    No, they payed the price for kidnapping someone baby.

    They should have followed the birds and used the bird hunting license re-collect randsom and some legal payback!

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    crazyolnick  almost 15 years ago

    Say Thom, You’re playing hobb wit my vocabulary….maybe I need something other than the desk dictionary… or are you being a little prankish..

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    hm, there seems to have been a mistake made here…. uh….. oh, yes— the male stork has an uncanny resemblance to woody woodpecker …..at least I THINK they’re storks….that’s the joke isn’t it? YAAAH! I’m confused!

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    Digital Frog  almost 15 years ago

    They’re just trying to build up a little nest egg….

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    DMistletoad:–You sure you don’t do this for a living?

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Doc–I had to look “perfect” up in the dictionary! Now I’m offended! But nothing that Nuclear Coffee won’t take care of! LOL

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Just dropping a note:

    Birthday party at Big Top for Dry today!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled program!

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    SGIBeachbum  almost 15 years ago

    Imperfection in the Tribe?? Say it ain’t so Doc.

    Dick definitely resembles Woody in the face. hmmm.

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    Babysitters gone wild.

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    Perfect bargain: both sides think they got the best end of the deal! The storks got rid of a stinky bundle of trouble for cash, and the other guys got a lovely bundle of stinky trouble for keeps…

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    thombluemel Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Doc,

    So sorry I offended you with my spilling erroar. I’ve got to stop doing these things while in a drunken stoopur… but thanks you for calling out my offence.

    I do take liberties with the birds (some English folk may take offence to that… some may not). A red-headed stork is a stork of the genus Gingeratus. The flying stork in this case is the Gingeratus Operatus Ransomus. Their primary distinguishing characteristic is baby delivery… for a price. Bad storks! Bad, bad, bad!!

    Thanks for reading Birdbrains - it shows particularly good taste. :) Thom

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    are you as much under the affluence of incohol as some theeple pink you are? or are you as jober as a sudge?

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    try saying THAT 3 times, fast.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    No wonder I couldn’t get the connection Thom! I thought it was a piliated woodpecker! How could I miss that it was a red headed stork of the genus Gingeratus?

    I’m offended!

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    Redkaycei  almost 15 years ago

    THATTHATTHAT

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    nice try, Redkaycei, but i meant the entirety of the preceding comment.

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    thombluemel Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Stoopid spilling erroar corracted.

    Please continue to be offended.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Thom–Now if I knew you could do that, I would have made the first post more plain.

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    johnnydoc5  almost 15 years ago

    Awww I mithed it!

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    NOW I’m offfended–I preferrred the mispelled version!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    It is still mis-spelled. What is everyone babbling about here???

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    DawnAvril  almost 15 years ago

    No fair Thom - now we can’t see the misspelling! And we’ll think everyone is just stupid. Oh….. I see…

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Shika, it IS spelled correctly.

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    I’m just laughing my head off at everyone’s offense (or offence, depending on what side of the pond you’re on).

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