And just what are you gonna do with the ranso(m) money once they’re on your trail. Your going to have to fly the coup and you’ll never again have a place to nest your heads!
hm, there seems to have been a mistake made here….
uh…..
oh, yes— the male stork has an uncanny resemblance to woody woodpecker …..at least I THINK they’re storks….that’s the joke isn’t it?
YAAAH! I’m confused!
Perfect bargain: both sides think they got the best end of the deal! The storks got rid of a stinky bundle of trouble for cash, and the other guys got a lovely bundle of stinky trouble for keeps…
So sorry I offended you with my spilling erroar. I’ve got to stop doing these things while in a drunken stoopur… but thanks you for calling out my offence.
I do take liberties with the birds (some English folk may take offence to that… some may not). A red-headed stork is a stork of the genus Gingeratus. The flying stork in this case is the Gingeratus Operatus Ransomus. Their primary distinguishing characteristic is baby delivery… for a price. Bad storks! Bad, bad, bad!!
Thanks for reading Birdbrains - it shows particularly good taste. :)
Thom
No wonder I couldn’t get the connection Thom! I thought it was a piliated woodpecker! How could I miss that it was a red headed stork of the genus Gingeratus?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
And just what are you gonna do with the ranso(m) money once they’re on your trail. Your going to have to fly the coup and you’ll never again have a place to nest your heads!
Good Morning Thom Thom
(hint=ranson)
dipsdayal almost 15 years ago
bundle of joy in return for ranson…dick i need that explained …doh
Bargrove almost 15 years ago
Did he sell the kid? She’s happy; a good price!!
Colt9033 almost 15 years ago
No, they payed the price for kidnapping someone baby.
They should have followed the birds and used the bird hunting license re-collect randsom and some legal payback!
crazyolnick almost 15 years ago
Say Thom, You’re playing hobb wit my vocabulary….maybe I need something other than the desk dictionary… or are you being a little prankish..
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
hm, there seems to have been a mistake made here…. uh….. oh, yes— the male stork has an uncanny resemblance to woody woodpecker …..at least I THINK they’re storks….that’s the joke isn’t it? YAAAH! I’m confused!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
They’re just trying to build up a little nest egg….
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
DMistletoad:–You sure you don’t do this for a living?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Doc–I had to look “perfect” up in the dictionary! Now I’m offended! But nothing that Nuclear Coffee won’t take care of! LOL
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Just dropping a note:
Birthday party at Big Top for Dry today!
Now back to your regularly scheduled program!
SGIBeachbum almost 15 years ago
Imperfection in the Tribe?? Say it ain’t so Doc.
Dick definitely resembles Woody in the face. hmmm.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Babysitters gone wild.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Perfect bargain: both sides think they got the best end of the deal! The storks got rid of a stinky bundle of trouble for cash, and the other guys got a lovely bundle of stinky trouble for keeps…
thombluemel Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Doc,
So sorry I offended you with my spilling erroar. I’ve got to stop doing these things while in a drunken stoopur… but thanks you for calling out my offence.
I do take liberties with the birds (some English folk may take offence to that… some may not). A red-headed stork is a stork of the genus Gingeratus. The flying stork in this case is the Gingeratus Operatus Ransomus. Their primary distinguishing characteristic is baby delivery… for a price. Bad storks! Bad, bad, bad!!
Thanks for reading Birdbrains - it shows particularly good taste. :) Thom
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
are you as much under the affluence of incohol as some theeple pink you are? or are you as jober as a sudge?
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
try saying THAT 3 times, fast.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
No wonder I couldn’t get the connection Thom! I thought it was a piliated woodpecker! How could I miss that it was a red headed stork of the genus Gingeratus?
I’m offended!
Redkaycei almost 15 years ago
THATTHATTHAT
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
nice try, Redkaycei, but i meant the entirety of the preceding comment.
thombluemel Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Stoopid spilling erroar corracted.
Please continue to be offended.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Thom–Now if I knew you could do that, I would have made the first post more plain.
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
Awww I mithed it!
bmonk almost 15 years ago
NOW I’m offfended–I preferrred the mispelled version!
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 15 years ago
It is still mis-spelled. What is everyone babbling about here???
DawnAvril almost 15 years ago
No fair Thom - now we can’t see the misspelling! And we’ll think everyone is just stupid. Oh….. I see…
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Shika, it IS spelled correctly.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
I’m just laughing my head off at everyone’s offense (or offence, depending on what side of the pond you’re on).