Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 20, 2010

Whoa! Point taken, Literally!

Good Morning Thom and Everyone

This is pointless, they’re both gonna be dead. Nice form, though!

They look kinda old to be afraid of their mommies.

MORNING LONEWOLF

So who among us is being skewered today? :))

You were right ♠Lonewolf♠, This comic really is good.

Thank you! :-)

Good Morning, Ladywolf.

You’re welcome. The more here, the merrier! Awesome host, too!

I’m offended at the clashing clothes! I’m also offended at the lack of blood! I’m offended at the utter stupidity of the fencers!

That’s terrible form. No protective gear, either.

This would be the ultimate DRAW.

In cartoon world, as long as they don’t pull out those swords (too thick to be epees), they won’t bleed. So now they just have to get used to their new look….

He should have thought about that before he got into that duel.

You boys better stop playing with those or you’ll put someones eye out..

If Carmy or LUVH8 start talking about faces I have my shrink on speed-dial.

Well, technically if the swords are left in place, there’s less chance that they’ll bleed out before they get medical attention. Steve Irwin the “Crocodile Hunter” didn’t die when the ray’s tail went through his heart, he died when he pulled it out. Several MDs have said if he had left it in place, and gone directly to a hospital, he might have been saved.

Lewreader, read Thom’s comments from yesterday.

Couldn’t decide, so here’s a triple whammy:

Good thing they weren’t fighting with pens, or things could have been much worse….

I think Billy should take them both out to lunge…

Curses, foiled again….

NOLA has the right idea. Leave the blades in and get to the ER. Have MOMMY drive, though.

I guess we all got the thrust of the comic today

Frog: I believe they are epee-ing for their error.

At least his friend isn’t a backstabber.

Not even a little tiny trickle? (pouting now)

Those look more like sabers than epees, but the jokes wouldn’t be as funny

@Lewreader, I think you’re safe today. But I’m offended that there aren’t any faces.

Bunnyface(bmonk))–No faces or apparitions and I can barely hear the music today!

I like the PF flyers. Run faster, jump higher, thrust your sword straighter? NOLA, if Steve Irwin was stabbed in the heart, I don’t think there was much to be done anyhow.

Did they both find the Epee-centre?

Ouch! Very offensive today Thom- get it? O-Fence-ive….

Hi Johanan Rakkav!!

There’s an “ouchie” Pinnochio face on Billy’s back!

Well, Billy’s getting it less bad than Billy’s friend. If you look closely, Billy’s friend’s gotten it through the heart. while Billy’s gotten it in the other lung. So all else being equal, Billy should die last, right?

I’m offended that a man with such an elegant moustache, cool hairdo, jet black hair, Italianate face and superb form should be named “Billy”. Billy?!? If anything, that should be the name of the redneck he’s fighting.

(P.S.: Hi, Shikamoo!)

He thought it would keep him safe because he’s always said he wouldn’t be caught dead in it.