Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 05, 2010

Now why did ya go and do that?! Ouch!!

Good Morning Thom and Everyone!

And he’s not crying wolf either! Or is he?!

Well you’ve still got the other toes to suck on……for a while anyway.

It could have been worse!

I see a face on the Doc’s hair, on the left side of the part.

Oh Agony! This brings back horrible memories of when I broke my ankle last summer.

Now we have a tribute to Lonewolf???

(no offense meant, podner, but the very possibility makes me want to DIE laughing after all the stuff coming Doctor Toon’s way)

Offended by the idea itself, though. Kinda like cutting off your nose to spite your face…

Some animals trapped in a steel trap do in fact chew their leg off to free themselves. Just awful.

LADYWOLF, that wasn’t to get out of a relationship, was it? You can just tell the guy to get lost.

Been there, done that. A pillow weighed down with a sleeping head can be worse than a steel trap.Chew!

CARMY You beat me to it! At least I know I’m not alone in my psychosis. The doc says a combination of Haldal, Thorazine, and formaldehyde may put an end to my visions.

Oh, ew. A bit graphic. I wish it was bandaged.

Trust us, Carmy. Lew sees the face on the RIGHT side of the part.

Reminds me of Gene Wolfe’s “The Hero as Werewolf.” (Not a joke.)

I’ll drink to that, Doc. But then , I’ll drink to…

I will now let the PETA folks roll in with their naked comments on traps and the damage they do to wildlife and how this is a brainless inconsideration of animal values. Everyone take a long breathe.

Wolf whistles can lead to trouble alright.

No cdward my injury was caused by my carelessness.

I’m not a member of PETA, but I don’t like steel traps!

The origin of the term Coyote Ugly!

Me either, hope. But PETA keeps giving us a bad rap.

When this page loaded it was cut off below the knees. I was in a hurry and scrolled down to the text without looking at the rest of the picture. Guess what I thought, for a second, he had chewed off. It looked like he was holding the injured area.

Ouch! was it really worth it? Funny, thebird55, I had to go back to see what you saw.

DocT Sounds like you’re lucky you found Wildcheetah.

Drink 2 cups of Nuclear Coffee, and it will grow back by morning.

Oh dear–I see a face in the fur on the wolf’s back above his tail.

DOC I’d be lying if I said coyote mornings were the only reason I drink nothing stronger than your brew. Nothing stronger, is there anything stronger?. I was allergic to alcohol, I’d break out in handcuffs. Then you really have to chew your hand off.