Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 25, 2012

I’d wish I was the man in uniform.

It’s better than wishing I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

I would have insisted whispering the last words only to him, and when he got really close, yell Fire! Might as well take one of them down with you.

I wish I were dead!

He’s a smiley pants. The pockets and wrinkle in the crotch area make a smiley face.

But he didn’t even get a blindfold!

Sir Lew……..welcome back!!!! :)))

I’ll ole Jer wishes the same thing!

Will you miss me before I’m gone?

Not all wishes come true….

my last words would be…Can i die of old age?

“I’d rather be in Philadelphia.”

He was supposed to click the heels on his ruby slippers?

+++++

Maybe another face or two in the ground bumps. One on the left, beside the plant? One between his feet looking up at him?