Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 18, 2014

Go berry-picking.

WAIT FOR AN UGLY ONE THEY HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEMTHEY’RE EASIER TO CATCH AND KILL

Stella aced the test because she’s a cheata . . . ☻

F. Phone for take away.

G : ALL OF THE ABOVE

Shoot a video of it and sell it to National Geographic. Live off the proceeds.If you can arrange to video you killing it, you get a bonus, but that one is iffy. Go for the sure thing. Shoot it live.

WHO CARES IF IT’S GORGOUS OR UGLY

Taste like chicken.

just noticed the bloody haunch instead of an apple on the teachers’ desk.