Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 27, 2014

Go for it big guy!

Is that a guinea begging for a guinea?

But I regret, I am not your father.

I don’t know why this is funny, but it is.

That farthing is far, far away.

If he was an orphan, he could be a Foundling Father.

A farthing would be in relation to where you started or where you stopped then resumed?

This was a good “Groaner”.

And so were all your comments, Fellow Birdbrains.

Nothing could be farther from the truth feathered friend.

Bah dah bing!

He’d have to go a furlong per fortnight to find a farthing.

Four farthings for your thoughts. Four score and many moons ago, our Floundering Foundling Founding Forefathers found a farthing far away…Where was I again?