Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 27, 2015

Guilty as charged.

I’m hooked on you.

“You big mouth bass%@&# !”

I bet that the wife would bite a worm.

You’re fishing.

Don’t worry honey, she’s just a morsel on the side.

Her name’s Barb and they’ve been having a lured affair….

Of course, a tramp like that is a pole dancer.

The only thing that can come near any of your great comments is the face in her hair.

It’s ‘bated breath’ originally from ‘abated.’

“…worm his way out of that” – As #6 would say… Back of the net!