Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 01, 2015

Great one, looks like the swimmers should think the same.

Tube Steaks!

Then stick to the skinny ones…

I bet the Chambers of Commerce along the NC coast would love this one.

Go with frog’s legs

And saying it’s hydrogenated doesn’t make it any better.

How can they tell people’s gender identification from down there?

Wow! I’d recognize the coast of North Carolina any time from this drawing.

Besides, my legs are high in trans fats.

That must be Mack the Knife

Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dearAnd he shows them, pearly whiteJust a jackknife has MacHeath, dearAnd he keeps it out of sightWhen the shark bites with his teeth, dearScarlet billows start to spreadFancy gloves though wears MacHeath, dearSo there’s not a trace, mmm of red

I know these are Sharks; but did you know Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish…

There’s one right out of The Far Side!