Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 30, 2015

Well, he was crow-ding the plate!I know, I know…. Pastis would be proooooooooouud!

Talk about being egged on.

Right off the crack of the beak.

Fowl ball?

Chicken finger fastball

C’mon, let’s see you lay one over the plate.

would that be homicide?

Could have been worse………………could’ve been last year’s Easter Egg!!!!!

Poor guy, he’s got egg on his face.

No eggtra bases for this guy, Now we know what came first the chicken oe the egg man.

He was just brought up from the minors – the Toledo Mudhens. If they thought he was ready, the yolk’s on them… or the batter.

Mark Fidrych… gone but not forgotten. (That was for Tiger fans.)

That one cracked me up, yolk, yolk!

Look at those chicken scratches on the pitcher’s mound. Who is he, the team Doctor?

Looks like the yolk’s on him!