Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 30, 2015

He may have a point there.

You don’t need GPS as long as you know where Uranus is… and right now Uranus is in deep fworkanstinkelpoop…

I would have thought they would have something a tad more sophisticated and accurate.

Alien cussing?

Recalculating…

Yay! I’ve learned a new cuss word.

Yes, UPS is taken but then UPS is also called “BROWN”. Could it be that “BROWN” is another word for “deep fworkanstinkelpoop”?

You beat me to it! Maybe an MPS, Multiverse Positioning System.

well, okay then. it can’t be real if it’s not on the internet…

What? You mean…?

GPS: Galactic Point Status.