Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 24, 2016

I don’t think you’ll live long enough.

Your retirement package involves mashed potatoes and gravy

You’ll still get axed be for you retire.

And a package of ready-made stuffing.

Eat more chicken!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in our Birdbrain Family!

you can retire in my stomach, and then, eventually…oh, never mind….

And now the end is near

And we face the final curtain…

Alas for you, you have no vote in the matter.