Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 18, 2017

I’ve heard of chewing your nails, but this is going just a bit far.

Coyote ugly?

I think I may have dated that girl once, too

There’s another foot chewer in Doc’s hair.

What’s he gonna do about those thoughts trapped in his head?!

I thought it was “I was trapped in a job going nowhere.”