Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 13, 2017

I hope he had good Life Insurance

I wonder why they call it “Life insurance” when someone’s got to die for someone else to get it. Seems like it be called “Death assurance” .

Its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Double indemnity?

Poor guy didn’t even get a nibble on that cheese before he………….you know…….bit the dust.