Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 29, 2021

Yes yes, you will retire into a nice roasting pan.

But I would forget about getting a gold watch!!

Maybe they will throw in extra cranberries.

Don’t bet your giblets on that

Maybe you can get an Early Retirement Package.

Wattle you do when you realize what “the man” has in mind for you all?

But there’s no assurance for any of us we’ll make it through the year….

You won’t need to buy clothes, we’ll make sure you’re well dressed.

Do they qualify for severance pay?

Is he carrying a Qanon sign?