Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 20, 2021

I picture gizzards strewn down the temple stairs on Tlacaxipehualiztli day.

The sun looks like a freshly laid egg

That would have hurt

I remember the guide told us that it’s pronounced “Chichen Itza”, not “Chicken Pizza”. That was 30 years ago, and I still remember that joke!

Itza Chicken!

Quetzalcock-a-doodle-doo!

Wonder what’s up his Aztec today?

I think it’s more “It’s a chicken”

Should have used ramps rather than stairs. Would break fewer eggs.

Itza Chicken for sure!

I’ve seen more pictures of Chichen Itza pop up in my feed lately, and now this! Facebook algorithms have gone mad.