Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 17, 2023

No, you’re there as emergency rations.

Being a pet pays better

If you want a cracker, you’re a pet.

Perhaps the bird shouldn’t “counsel” the guy with a large knife and a taste for parboiled parrot…

Arrrgh me matey! But you are MY counselor and we shall go every where together…GOT IT?

Apparently, soon to be dinner.

That scar on his neck looks pretty grim. :)

Does he think he’s Ross Parrot?