Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 22, 2023

Wow, is she UGLY!

Oooh, now she’ll be ostracized from the optimysts club.

I never saw a bird with a nose independent from its mouth before.

She is aerophobic and she is denying your personal identity as a flying creature.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

Some Glad Morning When This Life Is OverI’ll Fly Away, (Hallelujah)To A Home On God’s Celestial Shore,I’ll Fly Away.

That is some bad acne. The bird will never fly and she’ll never date.

She really ruffled his feathers.

I think there really is something in the crystal ball. :)

He feels ostrichsized.