Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 29, 2023

I used to buy farm eggs where almost all of them were double yolks.

Don’t worry about it. The pitcher is not in his right mind today.

And the shortstop has two left feet.

Don’t worry – pitcher will be arguing with self after a couple homers.

I never thought of the literal meaning of a double header before. Congratulations.

I hope he doesn’t get called for a bawk.

To heads are better than one….that’s just clucking crazy!

This guy’s got a pullet for an arm.

Very rare these days. Used to be we’d get one a week across all of MLB, maybe more. Now they come maybe once or twice a year if at all and they are reduced to 7 innings per game.

I almost snorted coffee out of my nose when I saw this. Funny

GMO has gotten out of hand, wouldn’t you say?