Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 03, 2023

A hot smile on the fire itself !

The man who fired fire.

Engineer talking to marketing.

“FIRE” is the acronym.

The first bureaucrat.

He just filed a patent on it.

If it is more than 3 syllables and is used often, it will get shortened.

NO! “Fire” has to much negativity to it we’re going with a nicer name.

That would be too easy. Thinking about letting the government take it over and really screw it up.

Why don’t we just call it rapid, exothermic, self-perpetuating oxidation producing light. Note: the light may be infrared, visible, or ultraviolet. — signed, the unemployed chemist.

Fast Incandescent Reaction – Exothermic

And the HBE (hard boiled egg) is now the VICTAS (very immature chicken thermally altered state)

There’s a flaming face in the fire. And a face in the first man’s club.

much too wordy- “you’re fired”

The idiotic cancellers and other stupid lefties want to change the names of everything else, if not all history, so why not change this as well?