Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 01, 2023

Pfizer new hypochondria pill; “Zatexpensiph”

“I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.”

— Steven Wright,

If that’s what you’ve figured out from the internet, you’re probably right.

Sugar addiction is real

So is life.

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

Addiction to placebos causes diabetes.

Oooh yes it is!

what he said…..

I like the eyes on Doc’s coat! :)

did you hear about the substitute opera singer? Placebo Domingo