Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 28, 2023

Is that a face on his right leg (eyes on the knee)?

Is he talking to an actual Governor, or his he just a Cockney?

They had such a nice chat he forgot to ask why the governor called

If I was that guard with that phone – I’d be taking a step back – Quick time. Else guard, phone and inmate gonna be overcharged.

Soooo no stay?

I like the switch settings, start and done

Too bad you can’t stay a little longer on the phone.