Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 10, 2017

“Where’s my Shiksa girlfriend and her crucifix when I need ?”

ho ho ho

what did he think: its dreckula?

You might have a chance if he’s wearing a yarmulke.

I believe it was Love at First Bite in which the victim is waving a cross at the vampire, who says in a thick Jewish accent, “Boy, have you got the wrong vempire!”

ROTFL

Quick, pull out your Bris knife!

What about Asian vampires. What works on them?

In Dr. Who you can make any shape work, even hammer and sickle if you believe! Or it is just religious superstition and none of them work.

Supposedly any holy symbol would work as long as the holder is a true believer, regardless of religion or type of symbol. Vampires are supposed to be damned. There are a whole lot of stories out there now where the lore doesn’t work and very little stops them but true death.With the rise in outward expressions of anti-semitisem these days I imagine there are those who follow the Star of David who feel as uneasy as the fellow in the comic.

Only a silver cross will work – nothing else.

Who knew that parasites had a religious bias…