Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 12, 2019

“And, then forget to pick them up?”

The other diners would greatly appreciate it!!!

I remember a kid in an IHop being a total pain. When the waitress came and asked, “Do you need anything else?” and old guy in the next booth said, “Yeah, a belt.”

Then why bother to have them?

To have a good time and not bother the other folks hire a spoiled brat setter !

“No, but I have a few extra coat hangers…”

Where is Gordie Howe when you need him?

The only good reason for taking kids out in public is to teach them how to behave civilly in public situations.

Reminds me of my 2. Always fighting. Couldn’t take them anywhere they’d be rolling on the floor.They got disciplined but to no avail, hated each other. Still do.

After looking at those two – you can’t afford the hourly rate.

Nice try.

I promise to leave a large, a very large, tip.