Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 10, 2020

The neighbors hated Dan’s dog; they didn’t like Dan too much, either.

My neighbors let their dog out every morning and he would run right to our yard and poop. When I got home from work I would take a shovel and toss it back into their fenced back yard. This was when I lived in Virginia. My neighbors now, are angels.

It’s so perfect that I’m going to turn it into a paper weight for my desk.

I knew a professor in college that had a coprolite paper weight.

Is this a Bone or Poop question ?

Time for the wife to practice some social distancing and lock him out!

The spirit of A. Bundy is strong in this jerk.

“Becky! You are not gonna believe at the one I just dropped, come here and take a look.” ( I wonder if all those people that take pictures of their lunch do a before and after shot? )

If he loves the dog too much he might find himself arrested. Except in Florida.

Ah @#$% he’s at it again.

What do you expect from a dude who has a spider portrait hanging on the wall?

I have a friend that’s always telling me about his poop and how I should see it. I just tell him I’ll take his word for it.

I’m happy when it is solid and not a ‘plop.’

I luv our dog but not THAT much!

I’d LIKE to think he’s talking about a stick.

Yes, it IS possible to love a little too much. (:-)

If he loves so much he can take a picture. Then he needs to bag it and trash it like a responsible pet owner.

I love my little puppies, but not THAT much!