Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 01, 2020

They already know you’re going to drop out after the first semester.

You also a deck of tarot cards, and a crystal ball.

If you don’t know already you aren’t going to make it there.

that must be one of them paranormal schools…

Almost missed that it said intuition…

Must think this through…

If you do go there, don’t tell people that you’re a student at UPS, they might ask you do to deliver something!

I keep waiting for the psychic hotline to call me.

I know I’m going to graduate; so give me the diploma now.

Why isn’t my name on the roster already?

If you have to ask that question then you don’t belong there.

If you have to ask…

If she doesn’t already know the cost then she can’t attend.

Like I have always said, I didn’t think I was going to need that course on mindreading in college, so I didn’t take it!

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it. :-)

I saw Harry Bliss and Steve Martin mention this one on CBS Sunday morning, airing next week

Um, if you have to ask…