Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 16, 2021

“You were suppose to have taken me before you took my wife.”

Yes, but now you will be.

Also Tag! you’re it!

Get your phookin’ hand off me! I got things to do!

And you used to run faster.

Don’t be so grave.

Who is talking to whom?

“I’m late? Does that mean … I’m pregnant?”

‘I spend all day with a chessboard on the table next to me, but I go out for a walk, and—‘

‘Yeah, yeah, “The Seventh Seal” and all that. Not every man can be Max von Sydow.’

My watch says I’m right on time ….

I’ve known people like that

The humor escapes me.

I feel that way sometimes.

No, you’re far too early.

What’s the penalty?

The real healthy arm of a non-dream sickle is full of crops.

The brand new minister in the church where the marvelous mother of a close friend of mine was a parishioner paid her a call as a pastoral duty. The old lady’s message was, “I’m dying, you know. And it’s taking too long”.

After watching both of our mothers drag on and on and on with little quality of life, I ‘get’ the old guy’s comment. Also, my spouse and I have decided we’re going to go together as soon as we figure out how to accomplish that.

Is the old man COVID free?

It’s really something when a cartoon gets this kind of emotional response. Yeah, I teared up, too. Please do real funnies the next couple of days!

Condolences to all of you who’ve written that you have lost loved ones.

Better never than late.