Lucy is on fourth drink of the day, and she already went through half a pack of cigarettes. She also just went through her second marriage, and her third facelift.
But what really makes her mad is that blockhead Charlie Brown being happily married to that red-headed woman for decades.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
That’s a real wingman.
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
What up, Crabcakes?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 2 years ago
You’ll be OK with her as long as you don’t listen to her when she offers to hold the football for you while you run up and kick it.
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Alright who didn’t pay their nickel ?
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wise move
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good Grief!!! Don’t be a blockhead!!!
Dobber Premium Member over 2 years ago
Alcohol makes her worse.
kennowenster over 2 years ago
Her psychiatric advice is pretty affordable, though…
jagedlo over 2 years ago
“Besides, I think she’s too young for you!”
nurbz over 2 years ago
How desperate – or Drunk – do you have to be to hook-up with a Fussbudget?
uniquename over 2 years ago
Date her and you’ll discover why “Pelt” is part of her last name.
prrdh over 2 years ago
Your wingman is earning his keep, Gary.
proclusstudent over 2 years ago
Is that drink absinth? Remember absinth makes the “flatulence” go Honda.
Steve Dallas over 2 years ago
Well, she’s eight years old and drinking a martini.
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 2 years ago
She is a comic cougar….
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I knew a real life Lucy. Life is tough enough without going thru life with that kind of attitude!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
She still pining for Schroeder?
KEA over 2 years ago
Considering how crabby Lucy was as a kid, can you imagine her as an intoxicated old lady? (shudder)
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
What was Gary going to do?
oakie817 over 2 years ago
i love lucy
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
That’s good advice! Listen to your pal.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Don’t ask her on a straight Tequila night . . . “
Can’t say that Lucy fits all the song’s lyrics (”. . . friendly and fun-loving most of the time . . . "?), but the sentiment is the same.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lucy is on fourth drink of the day, and she already went through half a pack of cigarettes. She also just went through her second marriage, and her third facelift.
But what really makes her mad is that blockhead Charlie Brown being happily married to that red-headed woman for decades.
Crossfire905 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I hear she’s got crabbies.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
The doctor is ‘in’, getting pickled, and working up the steam to post your problems on social media. Do-Not-Disturb.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Listen to your Buddy……
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
You’ll be sorry……..
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
She got those killer eyes!
Boise Ed Premium Member over 2 years ago
Does the name “Gary” mean anything here? AFAIK, there was no "Gary"in Peanuts, so why is Lucy here?
Chris Sherlock over 2 years ago
Good advice, Gary. You’d do well to take it.